AAAAAAABRAAAAAAAAAMS!!! (That’s it though. I was looking for “subspace transporter” not “trans warp transporter.” Thank you!)

checking in from Castle Doom

Picking this little project back up tonight after *counts fingers and toes* maybe two years of neglect.

Remains the only movie I’ve ever walked out of, and I am a person who sat through all of LIVE BY NIGHT.

Heartbroken this isn’t a cover of the T.I. song.

i'm sure there's a Stringer Bell quote somewhere that applies to this measured and decent stance taken by the NBA.

Found good news in the Apple TV app

When the human is worried about stakeholders but all you heard was “steak”

i love living in the year 2026 because it means reading a papal decree of excommunication before getting hit with the ole Like and Subscribe. www.vaticannews.va/en/vatican-c...

i choose to read this as meaning the plants in focus are themselves the Supreme Court. mississippitoday.org/2026/06/29/s...

rando w/ big calves and proportionate calf-related issues. if it feels like an extreme cramp--one that makes you doubt its actually a cramp--bump up the water you're drinking. active or not, it's hot as hell and cramps will sneak up on you. also this foot stretch is in my routine for this reason:

Carswell's bio is unsettling for (at least) two reasons: 1. he drops a slavery joke to explain how he came to Mississippi. i want to fight him. 2. that shit joke opens w/ "He was born in Britain," but the guy was born in Uganda, according to a (brief but fawning) 2014 profile from The Independent.

I’ve always mocked Sophia’s harness because I wanted pink but the XL only came in tactical because large dogs are killers not princesses. Anyway, turns out, useful to have molle and Velcro and elastic drawcords on a dog harness after all.

venmo me $20 and i'll go kayaking at Lakeland today. (and never again.)

istg

Just polished off this first sampling of cucumber lime. Gaddam immaculate. 2 cukes. 4 limes. Cup of water. 3/4 cup sugar. Blended, double strained. Granitafied.

normally i'd be on 55 South halfway through reading "Irishmen" but Irish football fans unmoored without a WC team?

the "Character distance" UI in Owl Bear Rodeo is genuine delight.

I’m terrible at plating. (It took all I had not to inhale the entire container of ice cream.)

Batch of vanilla ice cream in the freezer. Decided to make brownies, too. #snackson

encountered both of these on Purdue's writing lab site, reading about english grammar. why the page needed this access, who can say. 🙃

painting. forced to confront the condition of these baseboards. who have i let myself become.

my career, summarized.

Decided to procrastinate painting by working on the desk’s cable management. Elbow channels are good.

They aren’t mushrooms but I’m not falling for it. Nice try, fae.

Wrote the phrase “one singular occasion” today and now—

I know I’m on the mend because I woke up and didn’t feel like my sinuses are cranial cisterns, with puddles of standing, uh, liquid sloshing about. Also woke up hungry like I haven’t eaten in weeks.

I’m on day three of recovering from whatever travel crud I picked up after a long weekend in NYC and a short work week in Arizona. The work trip was good, but the fun trip was the best.