non-virtual pocket god and this guy still can’t get a break from screen-related horrors.

we sleep like this

Happy Birthday, these guys. Three years old today.. live the dream, bros!

“I see the problem here, sir … “Cat’s not plugged in”

Ferocity Kitty. Am mountain lion. Grr

my everything.

this is how it’s done.

my great big cat.

hey try not to show up in any epstein files on your way to the parking lot.”

Seriously though

happy new year from me and my life partner, living his best life as seen

Resident perspective visitor-friendly map of the state of Massachusetts

”BETT•TY” (I can hear it.)

Relatedly, the perfect Defenders team does exist:

(Fig. 2) guy with mustache, or cat as Batman ?

this guy.

Random shuffle puts my own stuff in with the best, once again. Yay

please enjoy this video of baby crows making adorable squeaky noises

Got your leg.

The crows I feed daily being picked up by their Uber after dinner.

Happy birthday these guys: 1. classic contemporary kitteh 2. weird medieval guys kitteh (I miss that twitter page)

“i woke up like this.”

Vintage early Ai model w/user manual

my guy got game

It’s hard to tell how HUGE he is here, but the biscuit move is likewise huge and animated. I’m not feeling well and he knows it so he’s making us both as comfortable as possible. Last pic is him settled on me. Thanks friend

Goodnight Ratto

1970s California soft rock headshot (cigarette optional)