Parker

@parkertron

Rebel in control. London.

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Parker@parkertron· 1d

Thames Water, who have sent me notice of colossal price hike illustrated with lush landscape and lavishly filled reservoir, can go fuck themselves. Have serious thoughts of writing to tell them so.

Parker@parkertron· 4d

#Walworth

A green junction box on a residential street in my neighbourhood. A black bicycle is padlocked to a pole behind it. A solitary, brown shoe lies in the road.

Parker@parkertron· 16d

Poem by Kenneth Williams from his diaries

Thursday, 16 May
You can hear the rooks cawing in Regent's Park
The tits warbling by the zoo
Ducklings quacking round the lake
Where greylags swim two by two
Bird cries have echoed since time began
They'll sing on no matter what
Ptarmigan, ousel and ortolan
I'd happily shoot the lot

Parker@parkertron· 24d

Several hours still to go of journalists exceeding well-established record for futility by interviewing each other about things that have not yet happened.

On Sky News, Beff Rigby asks Sophie Ridge to speculate pointlessly about Sir Andy Brylcreem's forthcoming premiership.

Parker@parkertron· Jul 12

Talk me through the choice of shoes and trousers here

Nigel Spivage laying a wreath for Ann Widdecombe dressed in an intrinsically hideous navy blazer with black tie, some brown trousers which are beyond description and a pair of blue shoes with white laces that are identical to a pair my mum has who is 96.

Parker@parkertron· Jul 9

Presence of Therèse Fuckoffey on #Newsnight, notable chiefly for suggesting we all subsist on turnips, imparts final, devastating touch of stupid to this particular moment in our glorious national story.

Newnight panel featuring Binface, Nicholas Watts-The-Point, Therese Fuckoffey and three other gormless nonentities, seated before intrinsically hideous pink and blue backdrop that includes large picture of Nigel Spivage.

Parker@parkertron· Jun 29

What a babe.

Penelope Keith in The Good Life looking a million dollars in a blue off the shoulder number with matching headscarf.

Parker@parkertron· Jun 26

Fortunately was not expecting any visitors

A picture of my doorbell with an large spider crouched across it.

Parker@parkertron· Jun 24

Dress like the dear leader (authoritarian loyalty performance)

Parker@parkertron· Jun 13

Davros gets over-excited as he imagines destroying all non-Dalek forms of life

Parker@parkertron· Jun 12

Yes the UFC fight is off and as a surprise in its place will be a performance of Ohio Impromptu by Samuel Beckett.

Two Jeremy Irons in long white wigs perform Ohio Impromptu by Samuel Becket.

Parker@parkertron· May 30

1. I make “Date and Orange Slices” 2. They are very nasty 3. I put them in the bin

The cover of Three Act Tragedy by Agatha Christie

Parker@parkertron· May 29

Rather unfortunate image from last night's #BBCQT

An AI Che Guevara with suggestive expression and er... raised fist.

Parker@parkertron· May 27

Happy Birthday Siouxsie Sioux #Gemini

Siouxsie Sioux on tour in 2023 wearing a silver trouser suit made by the late Pam Hogg.

Parker@parkertron· May 22

Bye

Miss Babs from Acorn Antiques speaking on a green onyx telephone bids farewell to Tulsi Gabbard

Parker@parkertron· May 22

Best wishes for a return to buoyancy when this cloud inevitably passes.

Parker@parkertron· May 14

FYI as this has been bugging me I have now found the section referring to this in the Benn diaries. I see now he didn't explicitly say undemocratic but that it would be manipulative and he wouldn't contemplate it.