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Maybe sing songs that remind me of the good times ...? Leave that tub un-thumped! You’ll get one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer, Hell still ain't half full!
the post-collapse Greeks not knowing how chariots were once used in warfare while the Neo-Assyrians are on the other side of Asia doing this:
this is how the post-collapse Greeks understood the concept of writing
explaining to the children why we don't live in the big fort on top of the hill anymore
england vs france for the bronze / spain vs argentina for the cup
Queen Louise of Prussia trying to manage the Sixth Coalition while Quartermaster-General von Massenbach fucks everything up:
"As a child, Mbappé went to a private Catholic school in Bondy, where he was considered academically gifted but unruly.[15]"
in 1966 Italy accused the North Korean team of switching out all of their members at half time and said FIFA refused to investigate this properly after North Korea won the match
even stupider knowing how they actually conquered Sibir
Was there a particular reason you woke up and chose violence today like this?
AND WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT EVERYONE ELSE'S PROBLEM!
They're calling James Jesus Angleton the most vindicated man in the whole history of vindicated men who ever lived.
the fans outside Carlota's hotel doing this:
everyone is considering the ways the french can be defeated yet none remember the french have a foolproof anti-norwegian weapon available to them as well
There is an Israelite civ in Empire Earth but no corresponding campaign. Its speciality is, hilariously, prophets, a unit (available to all civs) that functions as a pre-modern WMD in-game.
St. Paul is the Han Solo of the Church and Han Solo is the St. Paul of the Rebel Alliance. In this essay ...
ecuador beating germany: good game. paraguay tying germany: every night, you die in your sleep.
in the imperial center. straight up "girlbossing it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My super star destroyer
@convolutedname.bsky.social Germany football-racism Twitter encountering Brazilian football-racism Twitter: