Firkinho Gaucho

@pastaben

america’s first and only socialist playwright® i like having fun on the Computer

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Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· 28d

enzo fernandez rn:

ethan hawke putting on explosive vest in First Reformed

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· 28d

btw, the women's world cup is next year. let me introduce you to BlueSky's official new favorite player, Lauren Hemp. she is a lightning-fast left winger who won 2 euros and is obsessed with Legos

lauren hemp, an english soccer player, wearing Nikes and a tan vest, sits on giant novelty Lego blocks, smiling

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jul 17

my favorite part of the bible is the parable of the goats and sheep in matthew. it explicitly includes visiting prisoners in its examples of righteous deeds. and today, when so many christians are declaring “empathy is a sin,” god sends a muslim to show them the way. mysterious ways. I can dig it

from the book of Matthew:

[i was] naked, and ye clothed Me; I was sick, and ye visited Me; I was in prison, and ye came unto Me

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jul 15

genuinely baffled by him. like what’s your endgame here buddy

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then why are you asking us lol

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jul 14

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jul 10

patricia highsmith save me. save me patricia highsmith. please patricia highsmith knock my head smoove off with an aluminum baseball bat

b+w photo of patricia highsmith looking up from reading a book with an ambiguous expression

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jul 9

lin manuel and miranda and chuck wendig soyfacing

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jul 7

no. hell no.

screenshot of an email:

Adobe Acrobat
10:04 AM >

Make any doc a podcast you can follow

Turn text prompts or PDFs into an audio

podcast, built in Acrobat. From page to

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jul 6

thought brazil losing was cool but i just remembered Sky Ferreira is Brazilian. now i'm sad

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jul 6

anyone notice how young william s burroughs looks kinda like john cameron mitchell?

young william s burroughs in a suit. he looks like john cameron mitchell a little bit

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jul 5

karl ove knausgaard with sunglasses graphic added over his eyes and the caption "deal with it"

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jul 5

PUSSY POSSE IN THE HOUSE

leo dicaprio, tobey mcguire, and 2 other bros in a luxury box at the world cup

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jul 2

i don't have a reason to post this i just thought about it and now you get to as well

roast beef the cartoon cat from achewood thinking "man things ain't never the same once you seen a dude's stew"

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jun 29

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jun 28

ok dude

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jun 28

using MLB as a stepping stone to orange county real estate and writing books is a level of 4D chess I can’t comprehend

Personal life
Hasegawa said that he did not move to the U.S. to play in the majors; he entered the majors because he wanted to live in the U.S.[2] He has since obtained permanent residence in the U.S. He speaks fluent English and wrote a book teaching English to Japanese speakers.[3][4] He interviewed teammates on an American television show, and he introduced himself in English at his first press conference in the U.S.[citation needed]
After retiring from baseball, Hasegawa sold real estate in Irvine, California, appeared on baseball-related television shows in Japan, and was a commentator for MLB games shown in Japan on NHK.[5]

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jun 27

let’s fucking goooooooo @devintoshea.bsky.social

book cover:

The Veiled Prophet
SECRET SOCIETIES, WHITE SUPREMACY, and the STRUGGLE FOR ST. LOUIS
DEVIN THOMAS O'SHEA

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jun 27

"mousa dembele is the best guy I ever played against" is a cliche now but he was that good when he was healthy. he also changed his name from "moussa" because of a typo, which ended up being convenient because Fulham had a second Moussa Dembele

Dembélé uses the spelling "Mousa" for his first name (e.g. on his Twitter account), and so do his club, national team and most news articles about him. However, in a 2016 interview, he said that the proper spelling ought to be "Moussa". In a 2018 interview he further clarified that his first name was accidentally misspelled "Mousa" when he had to renew his passport one time and then just decided to keep on using it that way.

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jun 27

this one's 90 minutes and feels like 60. it's in my all time top 5 and it flew under the radar because of Covid. it's a psychological horror film and a fascinating character study but it's also funny as hell

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jun 25

the adam silver meme edited so it says “get ready to VENERATE ALI buddy”

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jun 24

love when Pitchfork lives up to its reputation

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Pitchfork: King PU$$Y Eater revolutionizes our perception of bodies and spaces with his hit single 'Goop on Ya Grinch' [7.6].

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jun 23

supporting the Troops 🫡

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jun 22

BREAKING: President Trump has appointed the puppet with a knife from the cover of “my war” by black flag to the Supreme Court

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jun 17

this threw me off for a second

2 shows from the houston ballpark:
November 14, 2012 Paul McCartney On the Run Tour
July 18, 2014 Beyoncé/Jay-Z On the Run Tour

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jun 17

idk if zack greinke wrote a poem, but he probably did at least a few in like 5th grade language arts. also nobody be like "was he formally diagnosed" he is the most autistic man who ever lived (complimentary). like, check this out:

As of 2025, he is the last pitcher to have a hit in a postseason game, as the designated hitter was introduced in the National League in 2022, meaning that the pitcher is not required to hit at any point. In his fourth at-bat as a major leaguer, Greinke hit his first home run. Years later, when teammate Alex Gordon was in a slump, Greinke had the idea to take him into the video room and show the clip of his home run multiple times before leaving by saying, "Do more of that."

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jun 17

counterpoint:

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jun 15

“ladies and gentlemen…Adele Dazeem”

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jun 13

they’re the same picture

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jun 12

oh MAN is that a downer. here's a palate cleanser:

from zlatan's wikipedia:

In 2018, Ibrahimović mentioned that his wife only allows him to hang one picture of himself at home: "My wife does not allow me to have pictures of myself", then added, "There is one of my feet on the wall. That is what has given us what we have, it is a reminder for the family, not for me, of what we have."

Firkinho Gaucho@pastaben· Jun 12