Go play UNBEATABLE, game by @dcellgames.com it’s fucking PEAK gameplay, story, art, music, like omfg what are you all doing? Stop reading my words and go buy it already. store.steampowered.com/app/2240620/...

Gay lesbians gay I like women

Stg Instagram is an app hand designed to make me miserable.

I love when jazz unapologetically has the chimpanzee.mp3 sound on loop.

Can we get some brain and hormone studies on transphobes, for once? I bet that’s where the real clickbait’s at!

Yo fuck landlords

The lowest hang fruit, but I’m a simple gal. That’s why they call him the RFKockgobbler 3000

Babe wake up, new rhyme dropped: You can’t spell Butthead with only LGB, but it sure sounds like HeadAss when you remove the T 🖕

I should call her….the liberal bubble 😌

Fucccccccckkkkk 😭 not again

This is total adhd tangent association shit, but I gotta get me some more quirked up as fuck pants. I’ve out-thicked all my old ones 😭 and there’s new tech denim out there to be worn. I wanna find me pants with all the gauche patterns, colors, high waist denim jeans with goofy ahh patches, the works

So fking tired ugh 😭 I pick things up and put them down 💪

If Thanos could have discovered the perfect balance of Estrogen, End game would have gone a whole lot different

Explaining to a relative that rugrats follows the hero’s journey….oh the places you will go

Good goddess I’m really drawing out the Twitter refugee crowd this month 👋 hey there hi there I’m allowed exist without my existence being the contextualization of the projected intentions of others 🖕

@amnestyuk.bsky.social human rights with an asterisk? I hope you can sleep at night.

Gang, I’ve run out of Yuri again. Any suggestions 😭 pls halp

Bsky is trying to tell me something

Wowweee it’s the orb of Palantir, which WOTC adapted for MTG by forcing influence upon you and making u snoop on forbidden knowledge, force you to see forbidden things, destroy your own resources, and then suck the life from mortals. Whoever would have thought a company named Palantir was EVIL?!?!?!

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it): The bestest boy ever (idk if any picture of such a magnificent bestest boy could be the bestest photo of said bestest boy, all bestest being said)

They’re calling it, “the greatest case of dementia ever” and wow!

It’s giving Flauros, as portrayed in SMT Dx2

Trex costume looking ass

It was not, in fact, beautiful :(

I think we can go deeper, can someone please overlay this with the famous non-euclidian stairwell?

I am such a weeb but damn my girlfriend rules look at this kickass bento

It’s a gaymas miracle 😭

NEW OWL HOUSE HYPE NEW OWL HOUSE HYPE OMFG NEW OWL HOUSE HYPE (lemme have this for five min before I remember Disney is an evil corpo that I despise)

Yo #Epstein ‘s Mandelbread recipe looks like shit. Half sugar? No chocolate? No prune variety? Smuckers brand? The fuck we even doing? Epstein threatening to murder anyone who reveals his secret mandelbread recipe is so funny in a fucked up way.