Pat McCaffrie
@patmccaffrie
Can ride a bike. Used to ride it all the way to the ABC's MadAsHell writers' yurt. 5 More Weeks Of This?!
"The census is a secret government plot to raise your taxes" is certainly...a take
How nice of Adam Creighton's editors to use his performance review as a headline
"I know I could take everyone in this pub in a fight, Wrestlemania-style. Also, stop calling me a chud."
Who's going to tell The Oz that "won't someone please think of the crypto-investors and KPMG advisors?!" isn't quite the narrative they think it is...
Good of Morrison to take time out from his busy schedule of cooking curries, supporting the Sharks, and playing the ukelele badly to...write a serious think piece for the AFR about geostrategic policy.
Yes. But taking accountability for the problem doesn't mean the problem goes away. You are now holding the buck. And need to do something about said buck.
Janet Albrechtsen: "When you think about it, giving First Nations people a seat at the table is a lot like the people who want to silence them."
Janet Albrechtsen: "When you think about, giving First Nations people a seat at the table is a lot like the people who want to silence them."
Tony Abbott or here trying to turn Pride month into "National Pride month"
Holy shit. The old men at The Oz think this is a believable image...
When people tell you rich people got rich by being smart, remind them Gina Rinehart imitates bulldozers like a 5 year-old in a sandpit
"My husband can't have dementia. How can he when I do his meds every day?"
So the media has set the bar for Pauline Hanson at "sure everything she said was unintelligible horseshit...but at least she didn't punch on"
I dunno Wesley, I guess the taxes benefit you because they fund...the "government organisation" you literally work for?
Hello ladies, Adam Creighton is here to tell you not to worry your pretty little heads about silly things like... the budget.
If Uhlmann was employed by anyone other than The Oz, his boss would see this and ask him to seek medical help.
Lifelong journalist realises he might have to start doing his job and stop giving Pauline Hanson a free ride...
The AFR is taking "saying the quiet part out loud" to new heights...
Yes. If you want Chalmers to worry about his budget, compare him to...Paul Keating
I would also like to be "punished" with a giant house and a porsche
Tony Abbott: Yes. Never mind mourning the tragic death of a child. What would really help everyone is my culture war bullshit.
The "wrong call" NSW Police made was not hanging up the fucking phone when they asked to speak to you in the first place
Greg Sheridan thinks "Donald Trump's physical bravery is beyond question"? I got some Vietnam recruiters who might disagree...
If Gina Rinehart has bought One Nation I sure hope she's kept the receipt...
Though while Credlin is booing on the inside, you are very much invited to boo her on the outside.
Remind me Janet, when Europeans arrived did they give First Nations Australians a vote on welcoming them?