Patrick Cainam
@patrickcainam
From Mid-Missouri, but don’t hold that against me. Cat Daddy. Jack Of All Trades, Meh At Some.
You Know The Drill!!! “I’m from Missouri! You’ll Have To Show Me!”
My very good friend is wanting to revitalize her OnlyFans page. She has requested 20 free trial memberships for one week, first come, first served. Star Wars geek showing her sexy fun side! onlyfans.com/swiggles2024
Shout out to my original side gig! Sadly, it turns out I only have one SPD ☘️ themed video still on that website. The one involving the Shamrock Shake. Reposted it on my OnlyFans, tho. For those of you into that kind of thing.
March 1st is Self-Injury Awareness Day. Now that you are aware, my work here is done.
Just sayin’, if you still haven’t bought a loved one something, and you’re cheap AF…
American Cardinal Robert Prevost is now Pope Leo XIV. I’m going straight to Hell for this, I know…
Offering St. Patrick’s Day Cameos, this coming Monday!!! cameo.com/cainam
This is the shirt I special ordered when Trump was inaugurated the first time. Foolishly, when Joe Biden beat him, I happily shredded the shirt, thinking I’d never need it again. 🤦🏻
Might just do some rapid Cameos, or whatever they’re called. So long as I don’t have to dance, or, you know, walk, I should be fine.
A Traditional Irish Toast: “May those who love you, love you. And for those who don't love you, May god turn their hearts. And if he doesn't turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles, So we can recognize them by their limp.” May Ye Have The Best New Year.
Signal Boost for my Friend. She’s having a rough time around the holidays. If you can help her out a bit, especially if you’re into feet, she would be greatly appreciative. She has opened up the possibility for custom photos and videos, not necessarily just of feet www.manyvids.com/Profile/1006...
Cameos Completed In One Hour? What could possibly go wrong? Link in comments.
A former coworker texted, asking if I still had a picture of me in the t-shirt he made me. Since I had to look Long and Hard to find it, might as well post it here, too.