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patricklinnen

@patricklinnen

Knitter, cook, C/C++ Programmer, Vocaloid fan, Rencore fan, plays bagpipes

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patricklinnen@patricklinnen· 2d

When teachers complain, "You're not working at your full potential!"
Don't take it too hard.
They complain WAY more when you do.

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· 3d

let us see if Blue sky can handle this

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· 3d

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· 5d

Old enough to remember this series;

Classics Comics 'The Last of the Mohicans'

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· 6d

I think this is the one.

It's a great new fantasy role-playing game. We pretend we're workers and students in an industrialized and technological society.

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· 17d

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· 19d

Or Londo Mollari

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· 20d

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· 24d

John Steed And Emma Peel

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· 27d

I love the cover Tiny Toons did of this and 'Particle Man'

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· Jul 18

XKCD has a comic (admittedly an old one);

So remember: if you want a collection you can count on, Pirate It.

Hey, you'll be a criminal either way.

(If you don't like this, Demand DRM-free files)

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· Jul 15

Also;

"I'm not racist but ...."
"Shhhh! Sh, it's okay. It's okay'

Just accept you racism and never finish that thought."

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· Jul 13

So an extended argument based on solipsism.

Human:"Mother Gaia, I've come on behalf of all humans to apologize for destroying nature and beg forgiveness"
Gaia:"Oh my beloved self-centered humans..."
Human:"We are sorry for being so selfish. We never meant to kill nature."
Gaia:"That wasn't what I meant by self-centered. Nature is adaptable, it will change and take new forms. It survived worse things than you. You are in the process of changing it so much you can't live in it. You aren't killing nature. You're killing yourselves. That's what I mean by self-centered. You think that because you can't live here, nothing can."
Human:"What?"
Gaia:"You've fucked yourselves over big time and you won't be missed"

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· Jul 8

Just watch out for 'flying saucers'

Sim City 2000 cover showing UFO in foreground over city bridge

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· Jul 4

Drowning Is Silent

Signs of drowning;
- Facing shore / land
- Mouth at water level
- Head tilted back
- Body vertical
- Climbing motions
DROWNING IS SILENT

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· Jul 4

Getting lots of reports about weather on the Fourth. 'Tank McNamara', Bill hinds, July 2nd

"I don't think this is a good day for golf"
"Nonsense. Pros play under bad conditions. There's some wind, but no rain or lightning."
"A golf cart just went by with no one driving it"
"Probably a stuck accelerator"
"It was upside down and five feet off the ground"

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· Jul 3

Why Jefferson's writing of the Declaration trumps his treatment of the people he owned is considered a 'gotcha' I do not understand. Even his writings about liberty and other topics took a downturn as he got older and his standards of living turned dependent on slavery.

"We should improve society somewhat."
"Yet you participate in society, curious! I am very intelligent."

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· Jun 30

I've read the stories but this is my favorite

Red Shetland comic, #4

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· Jun 28

Memories, look at the size of the monitors back in the day. 'User Friendly', 2000

"Hey, Greg? When can I have those traffic reports?"
"Friday"
"Great. Thanks"
....
"uh ... Which Friday?"
"Well damn. You're learning"

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· Jun 28

There is a XKCD comic for everything; www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p...

Hairy: I've been learning tricks from pickup artist forums.
Cueball: Pickup artists are dehumanizing creeps who see relationships as adversarial and women as sex toys.

[Close-up of Hairy's head, with a faint outline of Black hat and Danish sitting at a table in the background.]
Hairy: No, it's just a bunch of tips! Like negging: you belittle chicks to undermine their self-confidence so they'll be more vulnerable and seek your approval.

[Close-up of Cueball's head.]
Cueball: Just talk to them like a fucking human being.
Hairy: Nah, that's a sucker's game.
Hairy: Ok— wish me luck!

[Small frame across top of panel reads Meanwhile... and Danish is sitting at a table with Black hat standing next to the table holding a bowling ball under his arm.]
Black Hat: I'm going to the bathroom to roll a bowling ball down under the line of stalls.
Danish: Cool.

[Close up of Cueball's head, with Hairy approaching Danish's table in the background.]
Cueball: Oh no.

[Hairy and Danish at a table. Hairy is standing up and leaning on the table.]
Hairy: You look like you're on a diet. That's great!
Hairy: How's the fruit plate?

[Close-up of Danish's head.]
Danish: Ooh- are we negging?
Danish: Let me try!

[Close-up of Danish's head, with her hand raised.]
Danish: You look like you're going to spend your life having one epiphany after another, always thinking you've finally figured out what's holding you back, and how you can finally be productive and creative and turn your life around.
Danish: But nothing will ever change. That cycle of mediocrity isn't due to some obstacle. It's who you are.
Danish: The thing standing in the way of your dreams
Danish: is that the person having them is you.

[Hairy and Danish at a table. Hairy is standing up.]
Danish: Ok, your turn! Ooh, try insulting my hair!
Hairy: I think I need to go home and think about my life.
Danish: It won't help.

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· Jun 25

Commander Strax from Dr Who

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· Jun 24

Memories

Social Justice RPG pins.

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· Jun 17

VR.5 TV sci-fi show

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· Jun 14

Rashomon

picture from Rashomon movie

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· Jun 12

Fridays (Ink & Pen 06/12/2026 - Dunlap)

Hero: Gotcha Scoundrel!
Crook: OK, ok Take me in!
Hero: Take you in?
Crook: Yeah, y'know to Jail?
Hero: Jail? Hah, That's all the way across town!!
Crook: Uhh .. So?
Hero: If I give you ten buck can you take a cab?
Crook: This ..This has gotta be a test, Right?

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· Jun 12

Here is another from way back when - OS-tan XP

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· Jun 12

Anyone remember this comic series?

Cat person in European clothes looking out window

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· Jun 4

Pride Flag timeline

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· Jun 1

Hay-fever season

"AaaH-CHOO!" Breaks cartoon panel frame

patricklinnen@patricklinnen· May 20

They could always use agar-agar from seaweed like some of the Japanese wagashi.