Steve Patterson
@patterdad
I am dad to two daughters. Husband to one wife. Host to one long-running comedy show called The Debaters. Have jokes. Will travel.
My daughter didn’t finish her mini-wheats this morning and they soaked up every milliliter of milk. They should use this stuff in flood regions.
Happy 7th birthday to our Norah. Always ready to laugh, eager to learn, and eager to TEACH. All who’ve met her believe she’ll bypass acting and go straight into directing. She got her mom’s looks and smarts, and my impatience. She’s already asked for a car in 9 years. Don’t grow up too fast NoNo!
Happy Canada Day from the first province where it hit this morning! May every Canadians day be filled with music, maple syrup and moose sightings!
I like Michael Bublé. But I wish they had opened with an appearance by the Littlest Hobo. #WorldCup
If there’s one thing my dog has taught me, it’s never “just a squirrel””…
“You can have this ball if you can get it from my warm, slobbery mouth.” ~ Ferris Patterson. Just now.
It’s hot in Toronto. My neighbour from the tree in our yard wants in on the air conditioning.
I like living in a neighbourhood that protects the heads of its fire hydrants
Jesus Skechers! What exactly are you trying to get older guys to “slip in” to here?
Getting in some stretching with the locals on our last day in Saskatoon.
home after 5 days away. Thought i might get a little work done on my laptop. This guy thought not.
Hotel breakfasts can be the best breakfasts. Plus the size of the condiment bottles makes me feel like a giant! Gearing up for @winnipegcomedyfest.bsky.social shows all this week. Good talk.
As someone who had to drive through Toronto traffic twice today, I’m very jealous of the Artemis re-entry speed And that they don’t have to deal with a bunch of arseholes driving all around them. Especially the ones driving Audis.
If you’re ever faced with two young daughters set on making “slime” that they promise will “not stick” to surfaces, know that they are lying to your face.
I’m a few days late posting but this is the St. Patrick’s Day card I received from our 6 year old Norah. She explained that Saint Patrick had magical poop. And is just as powerful with whales as with snakes.