I'm reading Original Sin by PD James and it's full of bangers for me. All I can think is "yesssss" (Some of these are for future reference, not quotations I like)

It was adorable. This was him beforehand

Ok but why am I not confirmed already?? (Yes yes, I know that they are trying to get someone to pay for first class on the app rn bc I have such low status but let a girl dream) Though the flight is just over an hour so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This motherfucker effectively did a body slam on my head this morning after I hit snooze

How did I end up with this in my feed?

Munch, you make a better wall than a window

I have a freckle on my eye. It's the darker shadow behind/to the right of the whiter area.

I fell for those kitty lawn things and Munch is a fan.

But it couldn't show me that this was coming??

This is what my weather app showed me around 5pm

This is the weirdest acronym list I've ever seen. I guess you tell which BH they mean by context?

My eyesight is getting worse. And by worse I mean things have always been blurry but now they are blurrier. I don't like it when the blurriness changes. What I see is the first pic. I usually can discern the score in the second pic but the colors are too bright.

I posted this on ig but he's such a cute dope. I love him so much.

Do you ever think how different your life would be if this was your high school? Like this is what Center Stage was right?

I miss my cat so much

An hour later and he has only changed positions

Buying cameras to look at my cat at anytime was the best idea.

The lesbian bar near me knows what I like

I adopted a cat in January! His name is Munch. He's 11. Literally the best first cat I could have. Very food motivated. doesn't get into things (like all my yarn).

My cute baby boy who likes to pretend he's not looking at me but his eyes are slightly open

There was a zodiac thing and I took screenshots and cropped it and then lost the original so you will get my crops

Sometimes I wish I could bring a soldering iron or something so I could make things like this actually useful This is all gender bathroom but what the fuck is it going to do? It can't even hold a coat? Do they think it will hold a purse or clutch? It won't. It doesn't even have a notch!

AI is a scourge Like no. I can just get off a couple blocks early. Also why would you recommend riding a bus for 1 or 2 blocks??

Literally just bought a second felt puzzle thing so I could use one of them

He sounds like an engine

I'm wearing black and I'm starving so someone wants to sit on my lap My fault for sitting down

We could have so much in the US, but nooooo have to make war and give money to people who are already rich Not me just dreaming of electronic notices for when the next buses are coming

Also me taking pics of one I got on the ferry

If someone brought this out at a busy cafe or bar or anywhere next to me, they would die from my glare

Me, reading: "labial bubbling" I guess when you think about it, the sputtering of a candle/flame, it does sound like that