Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt
Writing and yelling.
Did an amazing show in Gardiner, ME last night, and got to meet a local author!
Trailer drops tomorrow! The Dink — a new comedy movie starring Jake Johnson, Mary Steenburgen, Ed Harris, Andy Roddick, Patton Oswalt, Chloe Fineman, Chris Parnell and Aaron Chen, with Ben Stiller. Coming July 24 to Apple TV.
It’s #Emmy season and Tea & Scotch is streaming now. CONSIDER ME. I COMMAND YOU.
Wondering what to see this weekend? Lemme help you out — GO SEE THE FURIOUS. Relentless, uncontrollable and gorgeous. Everybody is king fu MURDERING.
CITIZENS OF EARTH: My mission is complete. Tea & Scotch is premiering on YouTube TODAY. Click the link in my bio to join me in the live chat at 2 pm PT/5 pm ET.
TOMORROW IS THE BIG DAY. My new special, Tea & Scotch, premieres for free on YouTube. I’ll be in the live chat at 2 pm PT/5 pm ET. Come watch and talk with me!
A new album from the mighty mighty @gregproops.bsky.social is available and that’s a “drop everything” announcement!!!
Is Donovan’s “Sunshine Superman” written from the point of view of a resentful Aquaman?
GO SEE “I LOVE BOOSTERS” IN THEATERS. @bootsriley.bsky.social is a goddamn genius.
Should never have tried to debate the King on anything Tolkien. Thanks for being a home to nerds everywhere, @colbertlateshow.bsky.social
I LOVE BOOSTERS is a hilarious, bonkers, sexy-as-fuck masterpiece. You HAVE to see it in a theater just to hear an audience react to *that* scene. Leave the kids at home. WOWWWWW.
Tonight!!! I am on the Celebrity @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social semi-finals!!! Tune in!!!
Listen, internet!!! See me on tour! Tickets at pattonoswalt.com 5/16 - Richmond, VA 5/31 - Los Angeles, CA 6/3 - Hermosa Beach, CA 6/13 - San Luis Obispo, CA 6/14 - Ventura, CA 6/19 - Pittsburgh, PA 6/20 - North Bethesda, MD 6/25 - Tarrytown, NY 6/26 - Keene, NH 6/27 - Gardiner, ME
How was it hosting the Pee Wee’s Playhouse 40th Anniversary at The Greek last night? (photo credit @blainerthings on IG)
TOMORROW’S THE BIG DAY. My new special Tea & Scotch will be available on Gorilla Comedy+! Use code “PATTON” to get one month free.
There’s nothing like a perfect poster. Check out my new June show poster by @missmonstermel and support her art at missmonster.myshopify.com! You can grab your tickets to my tour at pattonoswalt.com.
June is too far away. You can watch my new special May 5th on Gorilla Comedy+!!
