
The slashes are getting llllooonnnngggeeerr

Still, another opportunity to post this...

He's alert and sitting up, as this photographic evidence shows

Apparently, I did this on June 29th.

I have absolutely no suggestions and thus of no help, so I'll just leave this...

Here it is, practicing the art of not being seen.

NYT is the worst. That headline isn't much better than the one it replaces.

Sir, the possibility of this getting stupider...."

Against all odds, he continues to make things worse.

Throw him a frickin bone...?

Shirt I am currently wearing

They'll willingly turn a video game into anything.

About 2 more minutes, chief.

Cocktails. Cocktails everywhere.

Imagine being a repeat arsonist of your own reputation.