Paul Coleman (@paulcoleman) · DIRTY

Paul Coleman

@paulcoleman

Writer of The Power of Parker, Peter Kay's Car Share, Pop Factor. Winner of BAFTA, loser of International Emmy.

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Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· 2d

I’m Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here star and Cameo performer will not attend Clacton count for fear of being embarrassed.

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· 10d

What’s the word for a group of things that are full of hot air?

Nigel Farage standing in front of a shop selling inflatable swimming aids.

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· 14d

We go live now to Clacton…

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· 17d

What kind of world are we creating if people can’t post their AI Slop on LinkedIn?

LinkedIn have added a button to give feedback on posts and remove them from your feed if you think it’s AI Slop.

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· 22d

Loving Ann Droid on BBC

irene handl and metal mickey

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· 27d

If Andy Burnham wants to make a statement he should arrive at Buckingham Palace in a Bee Network Bus.

Bee Network double decker bus.

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· 27d

#hydrationbreak

Pat Phoenix and Dustin Hoffman share a pint at the Rovers Return, Coronation Street.

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Jul 15

#hydrationbreak

The Krankies enjoying a tipple.

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Jul 8

This lovely love note from Clint to Elaine I spotted in Malta.

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Jul 8

People of Clacton already showing their support for Count Binface.

Street of terraced houses in Essex with loads of wheelie bins outside

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Jul 5

“And who’s the cad calling himself Posh George”

Prince George - )standing line a football manager, hands gripping his belt, and pulling a face), Prince Louis of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge during the Platinum Pageant on June 05, 2022

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Jun 27

Hydration break #worldcup

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Jun 24

Number 10 Coronation Street The Kabin

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Jun 21

Assume this is a typo.

Headline from BBC News: France bans alcohol consumption at music festival events under red headwave alert

A red head waving.

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Jun 18

Hope the women of Makerfield are driving themselves to polling stations today and not voting for Robert Kenyon.

Headline from the Independent: Women can't ref, drive or give directions': Reform candidate sexism row deepens as more
'degrading' posts resurface.

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Jun 17

Mr Blobby leaning on a post and waving his hands

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Jun 12

The fabulous David Hockney

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· May 25

Morecambe and Wise opened a Primark in Bolton 50 years ago today.

Flyer advertising the grand opening of Primark Bolton, May 25th 1976 by Morecambe and Wise.

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· May 5

Met Gala never disappoints

Wilfrid Brambell in knee length socks, brown shoes short brown shorts, yellow jumper and belt.

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Apr 23

What is the problem!

BBC news headline: The furious debate over building houses on golf courses.

A model windmill on a crazy golf course.

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Apr 7

King Charles will make his state visit to the US in 3 weeks. Tonight Trump will commit genocide.

Trump post on Truth Social: A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably Will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Mar 21

Reform Scotland describing a call for all Muslims to be deported as fruity language.

Offord also told BBC Radio Scotland that he was aware of controversial comments made on social media by some candidates.
He said: "We are not stopping people from standing for Reform just because they might have said something fruity in the past"
The Daily Record reported that Senga Beresford, Reform candidate for Galloway and West Dumfries, supported Tommy Robinson in his effort to hold a huge "patriotic rally" in London in 2024 and called for Muslims to be deported.

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Jan 29

New “Live, Love, Laugh” just landed.

James McQueen artwork saying “Pipe Down Bitch”.

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Jan 21

Still the best thing to come out of Davos

The "Chicken Dance", also known as the Bird Song, the Birdie Song, the Bird Dance or the Chicken Song, is an oom-pah song. It is seen as a fad dance is now a contemporary dance throughout the Western world. The song was composed by accordion player Werner Thomas from Davos, Switzerland, in the 1950s

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Jan 19

Other things that wouldn’t have happened if we’d given these men a Nobel Peace Prize

Football fan with flare up his arse.

Mike Read in Eastenders wearing nothing but a dickie bow.

Russell Grant with a football under his arm running on to a pitch

Single cover for the number 1 smash - Shaddap you face by Joe Dolce.

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Jan 19

I also didn’t win a Nobel Peace Prize, can I annex Diggerland?

A JCB ride at Diggerland.

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Jan 16

Su Pollard has just given Trump her Rear of the Year 1988 trophy.

Su Pollard celebrating her 1988 year of the year prize by pointing at her rear in jeans.

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Jan 15

Are Reform becoming the Boyzlife of politics.

Boyzlife poster. Keith Duffy (Boyzone) and Brian McFadden (Westlife).

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Jan 10

#waitingfortheout is so good. If you’ve not watched it I highly recommend you do. Josh Finan is superb.

Cast shot from Waiting For The Out

Paul Coleman@paulcoleman· Dec 24

Remember it’s Christmas Eve not Christmas Adam and Steve.