Paul Zimmerman
@paulczimmerman
Archaeologist and Übergeek. PhD and RPA. When I’m not in the field I’m on my computer wrangling data. Research focused on Mesopotamia and Arabia. Born and raised in Minnesota, but settled in the Hudson Valley. Hypertrophied sense of right and wrong.
Oh, but on the other hand, look at how I’ve been permanently disfigured by my smallpox vaccine! 🤪
Experts at what? Throwing phones? Pooping? No, I have no interest in clicking the link to find out.
UHC, on a form letter to my wife: sorry about your cancer. Here, have some herbal tea. My wife: hey, assholes, how about paying for my last test instead? Me: we need more Luigis.
So a couple weeks ago my wife drunk ordered a pizza oven. The unspoken part of that was that I’d be cooking the pizzas. Can’t say that I’m upset.
Fanciful Orientalist painting of the same monument, willed to me by one of my professors. Artist unknown.
Not in my house he’d better not be! I thought I taught him to take pride in his work.
The dumb one is napping while the smart one is apparently teaching himself python
Just fired up TeX Live Utility for the first time in a while, and hoo boy, this is one of the spiciest changelogs I’ve seen.
Test batch of 20 whistles. I’ll keep cranking these out as long as the group that’s organizing ICE protests in my town wants them.