Dammit Paulie
@pauliep
Highbrow Juvenile. I be snob. Lovely geezer and beer perfucktionist. Wait to follow me until I am funny
Ginger Bear I know you’re going to show my girl around when she gets there
I know people always say things like “I Wish I knew the last time was the last time”. Well I know this is the last errand I will ever run with my ride or die. And I fucking hate it
“I don’t know why everyone is so worried about screw worms. I had worms. They made me better. Stronger. Watch me do shirtless bench press in my blue jeans.”
I was absolutely convinced this kid could have been a gerber baby. But didn’t want to put him through that