Paul Litchfield
@paullitchfield
Might be a comedian. May be a writer. Could be an actor. Mostly a cloyingly charming doofus.
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Well my ‘Looks Like I Picked The Wrong Day To…’ Tour had some bums on seats.
Hey, hi and hello from the Toilets and Urinals Festival in Hyde Park!
London is a cauldron, so I’ve gone to the seaside to take in the vapours.
Never had a spirit animal, but today I found my spirit toilets.
Goes 1 mph up and down your garden. Fare rises due to major shareholder needing a new gazebo.
Just been standing inside Big Ben as it stuck 12pm. Stunning to stand at height level to the number six on the face. Alas no phones allowed, so here’s one of the lavs.