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🚫Protect our Future🚫Trump is a Criminal🚫Tories/Reform/Farage are all the same
New Series. Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased) is a British private detective television series Reformed for 2026. #annwiddecombe #reform
Professional scrounger Nigel Farage rolls up his sleeves and then does nothing.
Donald Trump aces another cognitive test by completing a single grid Sudoku in under 30 seconds. He knows the best numbers. Oh and..... RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES
Serial blackmailer Donald Trump holding America hostage. President Donald Trump has said he will not sign a bipartisan housing bill into law in protest over the US Senate's failure to pass voter ID legislation. #trump
And away..... after years of fighting for a bats*it ideology #reform #annwiddecombe
He's going to take over Great Britain one day and the next he is the "victim" of being caught on the rich man's payroll. As a self proclaimed innocent man Nigel Farage resigns in the hope will be forgotten. Nigel "I promise, we won't forget you"
This week the UK looked into the mouth of Nigel Farages gift horse, he slapped its rear and bolted to avoid scrutiny. #FEXIT
I see nothing supreme here! Masked White Racists marched to the capitol. #washingon
Man of the people, not for profit, For England, Nigel Farage Reform for got to mention his other three of his five homes. #farageconman
I never thought I would see the day when Russia is consuming less vehicle fuel than Europe. You got to hand it to Putin, his "going green plan"is working. #russia
For England? Nigel Farage {£5million} is a hired hand representing the highest bidders.
James Martin (chef) Suffering due to lack of Eastern European staff. Awe, Brexit not going too well?
I just don't get Trumps thoughts on his stance, he looks like someone stole his Zimmer frame.
Whitby divine intervention tidal surge forces Wetherspoons to clean tables and carpets.
Shopping just got more interesting at Sainsbury's. I left my half full trolley at the new self service checkouts as it didn't work and the run off her feet problem solver was in a queue of alarms asking for help. I'm now heading to Aldi to buy (with confidence) my shopping. #sainsburys #aldi
Hey Kemi BadEnoch, thanks for the fashion tip, I'll soon be looking good like Andy Burnham. #toryscumbags
In America you have MAGA. In the UK we now have this, not sure on the name yet but it's like a pride march for retarded medieval racists. (about 50 of them} #southampton #racists
You've got to hand it to them, they actually believe they are in the running. Reform UK currently has 8 Members of Parliament (MPs) sitting in the House of Commons. UK Parliament consisting of 650 total seats, Reform UK MPs represent 1.23% of all MPs.
My response to Farage talking about the Labour Makerfield election result.
Nigel Farage revealed his most successful policy to date. To have a pint in front of several photographers like a poor man of the people. #farage£5million