payton mitchell
@paytmitch
social media manager, newsletter editor, fan of things 📍texas🤠
my friend has made me several different colors and sizes of these little book pouches and i love them so much!!
job perk: getting to read john’s book early job curse: having to keep secrets
hearing hank call our relationship “fraught” in a podcast that i literally help with
got home from vacation, sprained my thumb, hosted my parents and grandparents for 3 days, and started therapy with a new therapist all in the last 4 days
glad i wasn’t used as a test subject for this and given no instructions!!
my husband wore a new watch (that he saved up for!!) to work and one of his coworkers made a rude comment about it this happened MONTHS ago and i am still pissed about it and plotting the mean thing i will say to said coworker when i see him again
WARNING: do NOT tell hank you don’t like yellow www.humanswithhank.com
he died nearly 2 years ago and if you’re thinking “awww, your dog wouldn’t want you to cry over him” you did not know oakley bc he would love that we still cry over him actually
do i want a masters degree OR did being the first person in my family to get a bachelors make me addicted to the attention