Peter E. AKA Say10

@pelsner

Liberal Democrat, Atheist, Unix/Linux Server Geek, Lover of animals, hermit (just my wife and I for the past 37 years). Perl programmer. Master of sarcasm. If you have no posts, or are selling crypto or other crap, please don't bother following me.

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Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Jun 19

There's nothing in here...

Mime pushing against invisible wall/box.

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Jun 18

Sory, I wil knot B albe 2 atten.

Elementary school sign that says

Leteracy night
Dec 8 5:00

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Jun 18

No, the street number is not wrong. I've had the same address for over 23 years. The street number is correct. The driver is an idiot though. He was still able to deliver it.

UPS tracking info. States the street number is wrong.

Still got delivered.

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Jun 13

This cartoon explains how you could be confused.

Cartoon of a dog and cat talking to God. God asks were you a good dog? Yes says the dog. God asks were you a good cat? Cat replies, you are sitting in my chair.

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Jun 11

Are they sure?

Stop sign. Underneath it, is another sign with an arrow pointing up and saying "This is a stop sign"

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· May 29

So, I should use the other one then?

Picture of 2 hand dryers in a public bathroom. Sign over one of them says: Please do not use this dryer to urinate.

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· May 17

Err. I have questions.

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· May 8

Damn right it does! Also, morning.

Street sign that says

Coffee Saves Lives

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Apr 22

I got one of those too.

Picture of me with one of my cats sitting on my shoulder.

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Apr 21

Err ??

Sign in a book store that says

Large Print Audio Books

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Apr 18

I'm so confused!

Sign that says Not A Through Street. Underneath that is another sign that says Evacuation Route.

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Apr 15

I was just kicked out of Walmart. Can't imagine why...

Yellow sign. Absolutely no clothing or footwear is allowed in garden center.

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Apr 12

I have bought my jeans at Walmart for years. Rustler brand, cheap but of decent quality. This last pair, didn't even last a month. After 2 washings, the zipper teeth were damaged.

Zipper on pair of jeans after two washings. Teeth missing.

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Apr 5

You're right!

Picture of Jesus looking up at a clock face
It says Jesus Christ would you look at the time.

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Mar 31

I found a hitman for hire. I think ex-wives can be taken too

Sign in the photographer's studio.

We can shoot your wife & frame your mother-in-law.
If you want, we can even hang them too!

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Mar 27

What do you expect from The Department of Planning.

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Mar 26

Duh. Of course AI is going to side with the source that YOU gave it to review! That's how AI learns dumb shit. Redo the study and include all the information over the last 30 years and I'll bet it will relearn and tell you you're full of shit!

A post on x.com from Nicolas Hulscher...

ALL major artificial intelligence systems -- SuperGrok, ChatGPT, and Google Gemini independently concluded that VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM after analyzing our landmark 82-page study.

The 30-year lie that "vaccines don't cause autism" has officially been TERMINATED.

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Mar 22

We're coming for you AI...

Sign above some wind chimes. Says

Wind chimes are made from the metallic bones of robots that tried to overthrow us.

Hang them outside your house as a warning to others.

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Mar 19

I know where I'm going to lunch today 😁

Sign for Little Mexico Restaurant. Underneath it says

Soup of the day
Tequila

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Mar 7

Fat lion next to Noah's Ark.
It was a shitty cruise. Rained a lot. But they had a great buffet. I had t.wo of everything

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Feb 24

Picture of an alligator and a crocodile. Text above them says...

For those who don't know the difference between a crocodile and an alligator
The crocodile is the one next to the alligator.

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Feb 16

Reminds me of my Salem who's been gone 5 years now... 😞

Grey cat sitting on outdoor metal chair. He was 19 when this was taken. I miss him so much.

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Jan 21

How is this?

Two of my cats Cyndi and Loki. Sitting on my office chair. Guess I can't get any work done.

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Jan 21

If true, this would be worth a fortune.

Picture of The Holy Bible with a sticker that says "signed copy".

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Jan 7

latenighter.com/wp-content/u... I wonder what the sinner in chief is trying to distract us from? Could it be... Oh shall we say... The Epstein Files??!!?

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Dec 30

Sign that says: Day 13 without chocolate. Lost hearing in my right eye.

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Dec 28

A questionnaire asking have you been drinking with a yes an no checkbox on the left.
A single, wobbly x is drawn on the right side and under the No checkbox.

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Dec 24

Merry Halloween.

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Dec 24

I have the perfect gift for you.

Perfume bottle that says Leave Me The-FA-Cologne

A new fragrance for introverts

Peter E. AKA Say10@pelsner· Dec 20

Dammit.