Ernest Penfold

@penfoldsfiv

i just wanna grill for god’s sake! link: location: Indiana pronouns in bio: he/him

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Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jul 16

lmfao

screenshot of some of my replies to my quoted skeet

user (and one of my moots) im bebop than you replies to someone offscreen “terfs stay mad challenge level: Done”

then one of the weird freaks, Marianne (Sigma IX) replies “Failed at the first attempt.”

then steveflynn37, another weird freak, replies to Marianne’s skeet with “Yes. Ha! I'm sat next to her and she's just laughing at these children.”

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jul 13

it's so funny that she didn't post this on here.

tweet (via xcancel) by Kamala Harris

I am saddened to learn of the passing of my former colleague, Senator Lindsey Graham. He was full of wit, energy, and charm, and he cared deeply about the Senate and the people of South Carolina. Doug and I are sending our thoughts and our prayers to his friends and loved ones.

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jul 11

oh fuck, i know who he’s talking to

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jul 10

and hopefully away from any girl scouts!

tweet by Ragnarok Lobster

Had an 8 or 9 year old girl with Down's Syndrome stop by the station to sell Girl Scout Cookies to the watch commander.
What a slut....

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jul 8

Tourettes Guy telling someone offscreen “You're A Big Ass Waste Of Shit”

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jul 7

Jeffrey Epstein, the New York financier?

picture of Jim Downey on the Conan O'Brien podcast

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jul 7

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jul 6

photo of headline from the Afrikaans language paper Die Vaderland that reads “HITLER DOOD, WAT NOU?”

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jul 4

and hoo boy, Pelosi doesn't get enough hate for this

tweet by Jennifer Bendery
Pelosi says she "certainly could" call for Dem-led House hearings on the Jan. 6 attack -- giving only Dems subpoena power + the ability to determine the agenda -- versus pushing for a balanced, bipartisan commission.

"But that's not the path we have chosen to go."

she then has a second tweet that says: Q: Are you reserving the right to take that other path?

Pelosi: "I don't want to."

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jul 3

in case the predictable happens

bluesky post by David Schwartz that reads:
"I risk opening a can of worms, but I’ve rarely seen such coordinated intensity directed at an elected official with no major scandal as the targeting of the highest-ranking Black Democrat, Hakeem Jeffries."

he then follows up with a reply to his own post that says: "Establishment figures are often criticized, but the far-left DSA appears to apply its purity tests with particular aggression toward Jeffries in ways rarely directed at white elected officials.

This reflects the weaponization of identity politics against "non-compliant" minorities."

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jul 1

once again, i must consult the card

Homer Simpson holding a card (that i edited) that reads “Always do opposite of what Jonathan Chait says.” still originally from the Simpsons Episode "Marge on the Lam" (S5 E6)

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jun 29

Biden shouldn't have ran at all in the first place imo. it's increasingly becoming clear that he was the wrong person nominated in 2020. as Gravel put it back in 2019:

tweet by Mike Gravel (from April 2019!)

If Democrats nominate Joe Biden, he may win, and we'll have four years of weak, feckless Democratic leadership. And then, in four years, he'll be defeated by a Republican Party even more openly white nationalist. If you nominate an Obama redux, you'll just get a worse Trump redux

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jun 29

oh god this week is going to suck

a map titled "Maximum NWS HeatRisk" from the National Weather service, showing the eastern half of the United States is going to be hit with a dangerous heat wave.

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jun 28

eating fancy tonight

a plate of fried shrimp, french fries, a roll and a cup of unsweetened Tea from Culver’s

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jun 28

doing the meme in the year of our lord 2026

meme with text saying "Zionists: Don't you get it?! The Palestinians will kill you, f*g!!!" and in the picture there a man (represented by an Israeli flag, choking a woman (represented by a Progress Pride flag)

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jun 24

stills from the Simpsons Episode “Lisa’s Substitute” S2 E19. on one still Martin is posting a sign that says “A vote for Bart is a vote for Anarchy!” and on the other still, Bart posts a sign that also says “A vote for Bart is a vote for Anarchy!”

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jun 23

oh no you don't golddork, i'm not letting you get away with it that easy, i can just post a screenshot and directly link your post like this: bsky.app/profile/vaul...

screenshot of a bluesky post by "Escape From Vault Disney" (which is a podcast hosted by a huge shitlib dork naned tony goldmark) that reads: "People keep telling me to eat food so I don't starve, so I very cleverly rebut 'if a meteor was hurling towards Earth would you tell me to EAT it?' and then I laugh and laugh. I am very funny and I definitely understand how things work."

he posts a screenshot of juniper's skeet where she says "my joke about how it would be funny imagining liberals telling people to vote to stop a meteor from destroying the planet has devolved into apparantly i am now a homophobe and bigot with people begging for me to be identified so they can beat me up. am i supposed to believe this is a normal reaction" referrin to that time she made that joke making fun of liberals and voting, which got the liberals so mad their heads turned into a work whistle from a 1930's cartoon.

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jun 18

still from The Simpsons Episode “Hurricane Neddy” (S8 E8), where Homer is trying to get Ned (offscreen) mad. Homer reads from a piece of paper "I mock your value system. you also appear foolish in the eyes of others"

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jun 18

WEW LAD

we pick up where we left off with me saying "lol yeah Democrats totally haven't been dropping the ball on those issues, you got me pal!"

Jack replies to me with "What a powerful rebuttal. I'll give it all the consideration it is due."

then Duder McGuy, the dipshit i quoteskeeted chimes in with a "I imagine that the guy getting ass raped with a nightstick in CECOT right now is drawing comfort knowing that white leftists didn't vote for genocide (the closure of USAID is projected to result in over a million deaths by famine in 2030 btw)"

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jun 12

still from The Simpsons episode "Homer and Apu" (S5 E13). Homer is sitting on the couch laughing at the television and saying "It's true! It's true! We're so lame"

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jun 12

folks....

screenshot of my clearsky page showing that i'm now (directly) blocked by 4000 accounts.

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jun 11

a picture of Jeffrey Epstein, with a speech bubble at the bottom making it look like he's saying the quoted skeet

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jun 11

preserving just in case:

bluesky post by igorrmalik.bsky.social
‪
Israel is not an American, but a Chinese colony. China took it from the UK. China has all of Epstein's unredacted files but does not release them. Because Trump is a Chinese puppet

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jun 10

taking a quick break from ripping on Platner to just say: Jeff Flake really should sit this one out and shut the fuck up, his ass and Collins were the deciding votes for Kavanaugh, his input is not wanted here

Washington Post column titled "Why Maine Democrats should back Susan Collins"

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jun 10

screenshot (with context) in case of the inevitable

a reply from "Snappy Finga Gunz" defending Graham Platner to someone else offscreen that reads: "Because people can only signal are perceived slights, and ignores his actual history of action standing against fascism and Nazism? Adorable."

then Mommy Marshal Heidi replies with: "He had a Nazi tattoo and worked for fucking Blackwater oh my god."

to which Snappy replies back with: "There is no ethical consumption under capitalism, we can’t blame someone for getting a paycheck. What did he do for Blackwater? Oh, a desk job so he could put food on the table? Yeah, sounds like a bad guy…"

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jun 10

says here that he was a veteran in the Iraq War, huh, and he joined th… HOLD THE FORT! he got a nazi tattoo.

still from a video where Norm Macdonald does that 'learning about Hitler for the first time' bit.

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jun 10

today marks three years since i got that invite code to create a bluesky account after i made that post that set the t-shirt bots on myself and completely destroyed my mentions out of all the posts i've ever done, this is still one of my favorites:

screenshot of a tweet by me where i bait the t-shirt bots.

"wow! i want this on a shirt! for the love of god, somebody please put this on a shirt!"

there’s also a drawing of Mickey mouse and statements that effectively say “hey disney, we’re violating copyright, please sue us!”

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jun 10

Norm Macdonald (with his trusty sidekick Adam Eget on the left side of the picture) learning about Adolf Hitler

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jun 9

hey, let me help you out here

screenshot of Merriam-Webster dictionary online definition for the word “joke”

joke 1 of 2 noun
Synonyms of joke ›
1 a : something said or done to provoke laughter
especially: a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist
b (1) : the humorous or ridiculous element in something
(2) : an instance of jesting: KIDDING
can't take a joke
C: PRACTICAL JOKE
d: LAUGHINGSTOCK
2
: something not to be taken seriously: a trifling matter
consider his skiing a joke
- Harold Callender
→ often used in negative constructions it is no joke to be lost in the deser

Ernest Penfold@penfoldsfiv· Jun 9