Wait. Holdup. There's an A+ bit here somewhere.

Did you forget your tote?

a case for the game having the thematic chops: lengthy sequence where you're paying to be with a prostitute (running prostitute software in her head, not being her real self) to gather information on someone else, laying down trying not to cry talking to her about death. fuck, man.

updated FEC data shows Latonya Reeves having only *giggles* 67 individual contribution entries. Most of them come from like 5 people. Pohlads absent. Total fundraising failure. Couldn't also even get much grift money from out-of-state Ilhan haters and literal Nazis that Don could muster. 6 7

I'm seeing non-Minnesotans repost this like it's some kind of epic own & I need you all to understand that Walz -Vetoed his own democrats on major state legislation -Likely privately supports the pro-ICE pro-AI candidate for senate if his wife's endorsement is any indication He's not cool.

A handful of Twin Cities events have absolutely shitty AI posters and Facebook event banners. Just a real blight. Meanwhile, the Anoka County Fair's clowning on all of them with a notepad.

Something I fucking hate about political texts is that my phone's inbox is nigh unusable. Phones have great tools for sorting pictures you've received in texts and now if I want to find a picture someone texted to me, the media pool in messages is just poisoned by.... all of this.

Conditioning US military aid. I can see why, as worded, it it was one of the least-supported resolutions on the slate. Too weirdly-worded for normies, not targeted enough for the BDS crowd (free speech resolution to repeal anti-boycott laws did pass)

Skimmed the DFL convention program book (which must have surely been put together, approved, and sent to print many, many days before today). I don't think a picture of Angie appears even once. Ilhan, Kelly, Tim, Amy, Mondale, Tina, Erin Murphy, Keith, Richard, Steve all do.

Angie asking me for money hours before she announces she no longer wants the endorsement of her fellow democrats

guys, i don't wanna brag, but I might be the best Lee in Minnesota's 5th congressional district

If I'm understanding this correctly, her cash problems....have not been solved.

Last time I checked the FEC individual contributions page for Latonya Reeves, she was sitting at 19 individual records. As of today, that number has increased greatly. She now has 36.

Angie Craig should hire Blong Yang to write her eventual concession speech. No one's done it better. I still think about this today. I'm a Hmong son of a loser Hmong dad and I gotta tell you, there is no greater sad bitch than a loser Hmong dad. Angie, hit him up. For once, I'm trying to help you.

Wolgy sounds like a fun desktop assistant. I wonder if he dances and tells me the weather

Adam Jennings announces via email he's endorsing Peggy

Oh my GOD (Sheletta is a pretty well-liked WCCO radio host, speaker, autism advocate, and a face of the Target boycott with Nekima with her own media company.)

wow, GOD1 in Tekken 8. There must only be a few Minnesotans this high up there. I wonder.

you don't have the right, o, you don't have the right

runners up.

This was so fuckin' hard to make. It was tempting to put Bayonetta 2 and Nier: Automata in more than one spot, but it'd make the chart look way less interesting.

I didn't know fellow U of M, Morris grad Madeleine Lerner, Craig's deputy comms director, very well, but the stories of her pissing & screaming in college defending apartheid has translated into the most predictable comms direction for the Craig campaign.

In other news, welp GoD again, now in the controversial Tekken 8 season 3 can Tekken 8 just be super good now this is a pain that i can't stop playing

this is not literally everything that happened, but this is more or less the main takeaways that should matter to folks outside the district who are wondering what our vibes were. May update, may not. i am gonna try to maintain my coffee high by trying to get Completionist++ on Balatro now

I took home more hot dogs than there were Angie subcauses. My congressional district had more Peggy/Ilhan/unc delegates than the amount of glizzies in this baggie

It's 8:40am at the SD51 DFL convention. The two best living beings in the building have been spotted

not sure what's sadder, that the Luna was barely remembered or that Stadians are still on harakiri-watch like a billion years after shutdown

Sharing this every now & then almost every time Angie Craig makes a weird PR/comms move just so folks know what her deputy commns director is like. Peddled bad-faith nonsense about Omar Fateh & *also* bad-faith criticism of Jonathan Glazer's Oscars speech for The Zone of Interest.

Hot new list of Angie Craig endorsements just dropped

New Angie Craig PAC North Star Dawn showing up on my facebook. Must be very new. 0 followers, existing solely to run ads.