Penises
@penises
I know, i know… the handle is misleading
Ground type(?) ostrich fakemon that buries its head... has this been done before?
Glad midsommar and happy annual @tomaspaul.bsky.social streaming bonanza: open.spotify.com/track/5zZQn9...
oh ok turns out i watched the non-theatrical director’s cut alternate ending…
also, huuuge wet sloppy thanks to @c3nric.bsky.social for coming up with the name ”Marzipain” bc literally what else could it possibly wossibly ever go by?
Taxiderp Normal/Ghost Unfazed by human presence, Taxiderp love to be around people. Commonly kept in mansions, their flat faces serve as convenient table surfaces. Long ago, Taxiderp were mistaken for Litleo or Pyroar by locals who were entirely unfamiliar with the latter.
Corsolalga Posion/Rock Enormous beds of algal bloom form when big groups of Corsolalga gather at sea. A toxic film coats the brim on top of its horn. Other Pokémon trying to rest under the brim’s shade are immediately doused in poison for bothering Corsolalga.