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@peppermintplankton
raised by Liberation Theology activists, corrupted by sweaty-palmed gamers in the fraught oughties | he/him/pattycakes | recovering airhead | world's #1 fussbudget | Dearborn shall outlive cringe boomers
my indefatigable inner critic upon reading "Oh, the Places You'll Go!"
Chait begrudgingly reconciling with the fact that he must one day find it within his heart to share this planet with Muslims who don't curtsy & say "thank you, sir" when duplicitous Western forces indiscriminately pulverize their people
establishment Dem pols: i'm a resister, a FIGHTER also establishment Dem pols: THE SAVAGES ARE COMING FOR ME!!
these compunctionless crackers must be shunned by the public in every way imaginable
Cherry Coke-Kane was one of the great sartorial displays of 1990s professional wrestling
you reside at the nebulous intersection of flailing flopsweat and despicable demonization