customer rolled in with this and i'll be honest i uhm??? don't know what to do about this??

shined a flashlight in this fucking thing and i think i saw the fucking angel

customer states strange bell sound when driving buddy the bell's tolling for thee

dude put fucking laundry soap in his exhaust system

my sister left this fucking homunculus in the kitchen and i'm scared to get another beer man

where's the fucking oilpan

customer states the starter is broken starter's not there to begin with.

told my friend i could cover the tab and i opened my wallet and this isn't my wallet

DUDE

you wouldn't last on the streets they raised me on

[ooc] i'm not strong enough to face off against bsky moderation

ketripon on tumblr for this!!!

the key word in 'barely passes' in a inspection is 'passes'. this thing even has a parking break.

hear me out

IT'S FUCKING PISSING

fuck it man fuck it whatever i don't know fucking just send this thing to the junkyard

the goop man has gone too fucking far this time.

this fucking asshole walked in, said he's tired, then went to bed?

hm. frog :)

[ anyway this is me. if you care. ]

old man gerson's jalopy is finally resting in peace with him. really nice car when it wasn't crushed by trees. that is.

looks around frightened

[ burps coughs and maybe even pukes ]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

customer came in and tire pressure light was on yea the bottom right tire pressure's a lil low buddy

found some yummy snacks when i drained the oil just kidding. engine's fucked.

customer stated 'new light in engine' yeah that's uh that's a new light alright.

what the fuck is that.

hey they called me that back in trade school