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Hard Boiled Egg

@perigominas

Dilettante, but quite good at it because I put the hard yards in. I contain multitudes, it's a shame they don't get on.

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Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· 21d

The iconic Dril tweet issuing a correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL . You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to them .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· 23d

An in pacakage pair of x ray spex . The spex have the iconic spirals over the lenses . The packaging includes a lascivious male face adorned with a pair staring at a female figure and looking through her clothing . The more things change the more they stay the same .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· 24d

Memories of the trailer for "The Walking Dud"

Former Health secretary wotsisiface who ballsed up the pandemic and shagged his old college girlfriend in the office. Anyway him, walking up Downing Street with both arms out front and out of sync with each other and incredibly his legs too. Yet still upright, physically if not morally. Hancock! Matt Hancock that was his name. Creepy weirdo who did the Jungle celeb thing .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· 24d

There's only one Oak left of Birnam Wood. Screenshot taken from Macbeths facebook page

A blue triangular flag above the words marked safe from Birnam Wood today

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· 25d

Andy Burnham unveils his Minister for AI

Chockabloke checking in .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· 25d

Metal Mickey

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· 27d

A young womans unusual response to a laryngoscopy opens up new career horizons.

Describe your favourite movie as boring as possible .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· 28d

Honor Blackman and Patrick McNee in the Avengers. Purveyors of the finest Kinky Boots themed pop tunes .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· Jul 10

The horror my timeline threw at me:

Excelpopes post about trending topics being Binface, Reform, Farage, Widdecombe and Love Island USA above another post screenshotting an article by Ann Widdecombe titled the mysterious sex appeal of Nigel Farage boak .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· Jul 10

Best Star Trek Captain, wrong answers only

Milly Sugden in the inexplicable orbital sit com Come Back Mrs Noah . She is hearing some kind of helmet come contraption on her head .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· Jul 9

"A vote for Binface is a vote for Labour" Pretty sound tactical voting advice from Patriot Lad there.

A brave Ukrainian soldier on the frontline discusses one of the major gactors in their battlefield success. He says "we are very luck that they are so fucking stupid " .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· Jul 7

Mr Muscle: Dutch Fashion Police

A bottle of Mr Muscle drain gel emblazoned with the slogan Destroys the Worst Clogs .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· Jul 7

Binface is IN

Screenshot of Count Binface post in Bluesky saying simply Game on Nige .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· Jul 4

Well, file this one alongside the Golden Rule as universal moral principle

Quote from Gandhi . The true measure of any society can be found in how it treats its most vulnerable members .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· Jul 4

Whoa-oh

Pot of Irish Black Butter

A ram and two lambs

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· Jun 30

Hydration break

Serbian Warlord Slobodan Praljak swigs a quick pick me up tonic to help him deal with a war crimes trial that doesn't seem to be going his way .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· Jun 20

Damn, for a second there I thought they even caught fire under water

A close up of a Tesla in a swimming pool. The reflection of an emergency workers yellow clothing is reflected in the water giving the appearance of a flame coming from the almost submerged bonnet .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· Jun 19

New X-Men rumoured, so to get you up to speed with who's who; Wheelchair Genius Own Head Pointer Inclement Clementine Went To Specsavers Tin Man Cheeky Imp Mani-Pedi Nightmare

Brian Butterfield in the cunning disguise of Christmas man .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· Jun 12

Swtting up my NSFW Group chat on Bluesky

Hundreds of Beavers

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· Jun 6

Yep

Atmospheric monochrome portrait of Christopher Lee, Vincent Price and Peter Cushing together .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· Jun 5

A lovely piece of synchronicity, check out the first pledge.

Count Binfaces manifesto for the Makerfield by election. Point 1 I will cut your taxes, and raise evryone elses .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· May 25

Macbeth right now

Text from a local information website about Dunkeld in Perth and Kinross saying there is an oak tree believed to be the last survivor of the Shakespearean Birnam Wood .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· May 25

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone.

Nigel Farage appearing to give a consolation hand job to that UKIP MEP muppet who got lamped by another kipper because they all went to Brussels and just dicked about .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· May 24

This is fun

Classic Trek opening title card, the Enterprise orbits a planet under the words No that was the child psychologist .

Deep Space 9 title card showing the space station under the words the one where monica gets a roommate .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· May 19

My out of office

Withnail and I having gone on holiday by mistake .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· May 17

Hot Dog Jumping Frog

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· May 17

Thw two astronauts meme, the first spaceman says b d s m vote big in Eurovision the second pointing agun at him says always was .

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· May 13

Jeff Goldblum stares incredulously at his phone

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· May 12

Bob Carolgees and puppet Spit the Dog

Hard Boiled Egg@perigominas· May 12

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A whelk stall, famously used as a metaphor for something that is easy to run .