Peter Smith

@peterfsmith

Person. Envious of all the people who have much better profile descriptions than mine.

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Peter Smith@peterfsmith· 11d

Also...

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Peter Smith@peterfsmith· 19d

Now that's a deep cut.

Scene from TOP SECRET: "Your flaming hog balls, sir."

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· 26d

Very Bad Things.

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· 26d

I'm still waiting for the extremely credible source that Obama's birth certificate is a fraud.

August 6, 2012 tweet from Trump: "An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that @BarackObama's birth certificate is a fraud."

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Jul 9

It's like a corollary to the saying from Game Of Thrones: Everything before the word "but" — or after the words "Elon Musk claims" — is horseshit.

Scene from Game Of Thrones: "What did father used to say? Everything before the word 'but' is horseshit."

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Jul 6

Reminds me of a quote from Andor: "It's easier to hide behind 40 atrocities than a single incident."

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Jul 1

Dwight from The Office: "That is not the real Teddy Roosevelt. I am 99% sure."

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Jun 25

Other countries:

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Jun 7

Simpsons scene: Millhouse saying, "We're through the looking glass here, people."

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· May 27

Or to quote a movie from my childhood...

"You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot."

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Apr 26

My kind of bar.

Scene from Sleepers: Bartender telling two Republicans at the bar, "you know the rules - no religion, no politics."

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Apr 26

Was I supposed to read this in John Cleese's voice?

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Apr 24

I have zero artistic skill, and I refuse to use ai image generation, so this is the best that I could do.

Fake movie poster for movie: "Once Upon A Time In Africa: Tusky Business." Picture is of a fierce-looking elephant. Tag line at the bottom says: "An elephant never forgets."

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Apr 14

I see a bit of Glen Powell as well.

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Mar 13

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Feb 27

Well, it all started when he came in fourth place (honorable mention) in a Biff Tannen lookalike contest....

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Feb 26

Doonesbury cartoon:

PANEL 1:
Mac: Sir, Mr. Andrews told me that you all reached an agreement which included certain "benefits" to you...
Duke: What of it, Mac?

PANEL 2:
Mac: Well, Sir, I feel it's my painful duty to report it to the authorities.
Duke: Mac, who's the highest authority on this island?

PANEL 3:
Mac: You are, Sir.
Duke: So report it to me.

PANEL 4:
Mac: Sir, I suspect you of accepting a bribe.
Duke: I'll look into it.

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Feb 13

Same here. I don't know what the "gift link" people know that I don't know, but I can't figure out how to get past this.

Screenshot of what my computer looks like when I click on the "gift link": Article cuts off in the middle of the third sentence, with no way that I can see to read the rest.

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Feb 13

Delon Wright, his arms wide.

Tamarian from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Feb 9

Seriously, he looks like Officer Boxer from S.W.A.T.

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Feb 7

I can see why Musk is so proud of Grok!

Tweet thread, part 1:

Tweet #1: "@grok Draw something For Scott Adams. Rest in Peace, Scott. You will be missed more than you know. Available here. [Plugging Scott Adams-themed mugs."

Tweet #2: [Grok posts AI-generated pic that looks ABSOLUTELY NOTHING like Scott Adams]

Tweet #3: "Who is that guy?"

Tweet #4 from Grok: "That's Scott Adams, the Dilbert creator, sipping his famous coffee. A tribute to him."

Tweet thread, part 2:

[First a repeat of Tweet #3 and Tweet #4]

Tweet #5: "That's not Scott, Scott looked like this." [With a photo of Scott Adams]

Tweet #6 from Grok: "Ah, fair point—my artistic take strayed a bit. That's a pot-on classic photo of Scott. Glad he's still with us!"

Tweet #7: "Scott is dead, grok."

Tweet #8 from Grok: "No, Scott Adams is alive and actively posting on X as of today, February 5, 2026. The 'RIP' post seems like misinformation or spam. Glad to clear that up!"

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Feb 4

Yeah, he's totally guilty.

USA Today headline: "Trump says America should move on from Epstein files: 'Get onto something else'".

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Feb 4

"Local police in their town said they couldn't help, but that Solberg could report it to the federal government for an internal investigation." Thanks a million, local police. I'm sure it will help to ask this administration to investigate this administration's actions.

Excerpt from the article: "Local police in their town said they couldn't help, but that Solberg could report it to the federal government for an internal investigation. They're even more committed to observing federal agents now."

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Feb 3

I mean COME ON.

An old tweet from me saying, "You can't convince me that this is not a parody account." It's in response to these two tweets from Nick Adams:

1. "I've crunched the numbers and I think it's clear, Trump rallies provide more economic benefit to a city than the Super Bowl."

2. "Tom Brady is retiring from his marriage to spend more time with the game of football. Tom has always been married to the game and this divorce just proves it. That's why he will always be the GOAT."

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Jan 26

It might have been worth noting in this paragraph that Goetz's personal opinion about how "ordinary men like him would just have to look after themselves" was "to get rid of all the s**cs and n****rs," — which is what he ranted at a community meeting 18 months before the shooting.

Goetz understood this disorder not as the product of scant civic resources or state retreat but rather as the result of liberal misrule—do-gooder bureaucrats, failed social programs, and a city that had coddled the undeserving and the criminal. He had long since concluded that ordinary men like him would just have to look out for themselves.

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Jan 24

Fixed it for you.

Screenshot of the original post, but the second sentence has the phrase "without clear accountability and stronger controls over the agency" redacted. Now the second sentence reads: "I will not support funding for DHS."

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Jan 22

I believe that the defense lawyer used the same tactic as the lawyer who defended Sideshow Bob.

Lawyer: How many people in this court are thinking of killing her right now?

[Three people in courtroom raise their hands]

[Camera pans over courtroom as all of them raise their hands]

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Jan 21

An electrical issue, you say?

Infographic: "The heart's electrical system."

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Jan 21

McDaniel scolds people for "throw[ing] around the language of dictatorship." But McDaniel has also said: * Protesting is fascism * Democrats are Nazis * A judicial order is tyrrany * Biden issuing ANY executive order AT ALL is "moving inexorably" to tyrrany.

Facebook post from Senator Chris McDaniel:
Panel 1: Photo of Ronald Reagan with the quote: "If fascism ever comes to America, it will come in the name of liberalism."
Panel 2: Photo of masked protestors with the text: "...It's here."

Facebook post from Senator Chris McDaniel: "Nazis and Socialists use force to control others, place individuals under government control. Sounds like Democrats to me."

Facebook post from Senator Chris McDaniel: "So once again an unelected judge has unilaterally rewritten immigration policy for the entire republic. Congress should grow a backbone and put an end to judicial abuse and tyrrany. Enough is enough."

Facebook manifesto from Senator Chris McDaniel:

"Biden's executive orders DO NOT have the force of law.

Unbeknownst to most people, there is not one single word in Article II of the Constitution, or in any other section, that mentions 'executive orders,' 'proclamations,' or 'memoranda.'

Without Congressional authorization, they are all unconstitutional.

In Article I Section I, the Constitution gives all lawmaking authority to Congress, not to the President. The President's power consists of making sure 'the laws be faithfully executed.' He cannot make law on his own, nor can he use executive action to delay or modify laws.

Although it may seem to be a frustrating system, it is the best ever conceived by mankind, designed to safeguard the people's liberties.

This is accomplished by one of our government's great beauties -- the separation of powers, a division of sovereignty between the federal government and the states, divided authority between the legislative, executive, and judicial branches. The diffusing of power protects our individual liberties.

The founders did this to keep the nation from falling into despotism and dictatorship. As James Madison, the Father of the Constitution, said in Federalist 46, 'The accumulation of all power, legislative, executive, and judiciary in the same hands . . . may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyrrany.'

But sadly, we seem to be moving inexorably in that direction.

To the extent Biden's 'orders' conflict with our individual rights, they must be ignored. Civil disobedience will be our calling, and the State of Mississippi must support its people."

Peter Smith@peterfsmith· Jan 18

And when they got mad at Tom Morello (of Rage Against the Machine) for getting political.