This is a self-portrait. And yes, I’ve had guys dock and blow their load in my foreskin. It’s quite pussy-like.

225.

Go ahead and nuzzle it. #fcf #bulge #bulto

The moral is: don’t make deals with demons. a.co/d/0fJPMZWG

Analog internet hookup. True fact: During college, I used to work at a phone sex office as the bookkeeper and dog walker.

How many of you can say that your work bathroom is covered in Tom of Finland wallpaper? Someone call HR immediately. I’ve been triggered.

I got Dunlap’s disease; my belly done laps over my waistband. #mcm

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The farts were just a strange whisper. Like a smoker exhaling.

This is a still from a little clip I shot on a bus in England. The bus from London Heathrow to Derby was 4 hours and I got tired of keeping it in my shorts. #fcf #bulge #bulto

What would you do if you found this under your dad’s bed?

I’ll have a medium iced coffee black no sugar.

Slip in a crack; break your lover’s back. #mcm

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Pass the mustard. No onions, thanks.

Happy Fourth of July weekend! Use plenty of sunscreen on your fat cocks. #fcf #bulge #bulto

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Context: a football frat boy is somehow coerced into getting done up in drag. Shenanigans ensue.

I wanna shoo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oot the whole day down. #mcm

Out of chips.

Two great tastes that taste great together.

Chasers may apply online at sniffies dot com. #fcf #chubbychasers #belly

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I’ll make your dicky all sticky.

By Tank. In the Tom of Finland Foundation dining room

Happy #MCM. Dad got new tights.

Filthy Jobs and Steamy Showers Get the paperback from @spacecowboybooks.bsky.social ‘s store on Bookshop dot org. HTTPS://Bookshop.org/a/197/9781963667134

That’s what Lysol wet wipes are for. Hand me - no not the Dude Wipes, bro, the Lysol.

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