I almost want to watch this train wreck.

Thanks, @resist.bot! Fuck these old, dying fucks.

Show me how you plan to celebrate when it finally happens. I’m saving this fancy (for me) bottle of wine for the occasion.

Someone take away this man’s AI access 🤣

Oh hell yeah

Right on the money

Lots of pedophiles out there today. Stay safe everyone!

Send them all to war

Come hang out with us. Or don’t. I don’t care.

@jvl.bsky.social You must check out the Next Level pinball museum in Hillsboro, OR.

Nice of Kristi Noem to give a spot to the UPS driver who delivered her Indiana Jones costume.

Tim Cook is a giant piece of shit.

Happy 5th anniversary to the card I never got to send. Happy birthday, Mollie. I miss you.

He’ll destroy it in an hour. Should I buy it anyway?

Some people should be jailed for their design choices

Listening 🎧

Last minute sign making

This is why I shouldn’t be allowed to go to Target:

I feel like this should count towards my Trump bingo card. What do you think?

He sleeps on my pillow and listens to true crime podcasts with me. #partnerintruecrime

God, I fucking hate LinkedIn.

When you accidentally send your Wordle results to your 80 year old mother-in-law instead of your husband:

Andrew Tate is back in the US. It’s only a matter of time now...

Since you asked…

Since spamming hr@opm.gov might be working (?), Skittles and I jumped on board.

My Trump bingo card is ready.

How my job search is going:

You’ve gotta be shitting me 😂🙄

We have a lot of pets…