Pickle Surprise!
@pferdhosen
Where’s the pickle? That’s the surprise! Providence, RI. Joined November ‘24 and you know what that means.
perhaps they can be preserved like a bro-ey Jeremy Bentham and displayed mid-deadlift in a glass case at their favorite gym
Providence, you’re doing a great job of making a mundane Wednesday eerie and foreboding. Lots of wildfire smoke and Lovecraftian vibes today
Dogs. Genetically healthy dogs bred for purpose, not aesthetics. Family pets who roamed free all day and follow their own daily routines, and thus got much more exercise and enrichment. The danger and nuisance of stray dogs. Rampant parasites and disease. Extinct breeds like the Turnspit Dog
We certainly don’t want degenerate art at the University of North Texas
Modeling for royalty free photos is more dangerous than being a police.
My favorite place in all of California is the house on a tiny island in Año Nuevo that has been taken over and completely trashed by partying adolescent elephant seals. Animals are punks too
This discard from the Milton Public Library might be my favorite example of someone with a strong Massachusetts accent sneaking an R in where it doesn’t belong
My great-great grandparents were quite wealthy. He gave away most of their wealth during his lifetime, but she passed her necklace down to her daughter, who passed it on to her daughter, who passed it down to me.
The US healthcare system gives us just enough healthcare to keep us from rioting over the lack of it, and keeps us too sick and disabled to riot over anything else
My iPhone’s visual voicemail is so accurate it’s scary. Why *am* I so full of chocolate cake?
Rhode Island friends, Big Train Farm is the best CSA I’ve ever have ever belonged to. Their selection is great, the veggies are fresh-picked, gorgeous and Real Organic certified, and the farmer is a mensch. There are still some spaces left for the summer season. www.bigtrainfarm.com
Thanks to this AI-generated menu for helping me to find a restaurant near me that serves my favorite: concrete-style rice chowder.
She looks like my dead-possum and I-hope-this-is-just-animal-feces loving dog
There is no such place as South Slaughter Ln, North Bend White Blvd or McGinney Falls in Austin. APD clearly used ChatGPT to write a slop-filled emergency alert notification to warn residents of an active shooter situation.