Phase Blowly

@phaseblowly

Top 5 Boring Guy of Buffalo. PROTECT TRANS KIDS. PROTECT TRANS PEOPLE. Fight fascism or get fucked. he/him

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Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· 18d

“brigaided” At least someone is writing their own posts in that subreddit. Haha.

Screenshot a post from a mod in the Reddit thread quoted above:

Afgad MOD • 17h ago
Locking this. It's getting brigaided hard.

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· 20d

There’s an easy fix, btw.

Screenshot of a part of a page in the Bluesky settings:

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Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· 23d

Aw yeah, that’s the good stuff…

Detractors might scoff at Musk's ambition to die on Mars, but at least the dying part would be easy. The Martian air is 95% carbon dioxide. Breathing this air would suffocate the average human in a few seconds. The surface air pressure is six millibars, roughly equivalent to the pressure 22 miles above Earth. Were Musk to very inadvisably step out onto the Martian surface in his "Occupy Mars" T-shirt and sandals, all the water in his body would vaporize in an instant, making it difficult to predict what would kill him faster: asphyxiation or a kind of total bodily implosion. Either way, the near-vacuum conditions would soon desiccate his corpse, leaving behind a freeze-dried mummy that — owing to the lack of moisture and putrefying bacteria — would never decompose.

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· 23d

The is the only comment about wealth in the newer end of The Good Book that resonates with me, tbh.

Image of the painting “Christ Driving the Money Changers from the Temple” by El Greco. There’s a lot going on in the image. Basically it’s Jesus whuppin money-changer ass in the temple.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_Driving_the_Money_Changers_from_the_Temple_(El_Greco,_Washington)

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jul 12

Screenshot of a paragraph from the book THE GREAT SHARK HUNT by Hunter S. Thompson:

This maybe the year when we finally come face to face with ourselves; finally just lay back and say it—that we are really just a nation of 220 million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns, and no qualms at all about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jul 12

Popular with the temporarily embarrassed millionaire set, for sure, who are also very easy marks.

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jul 10

Ok, boomer.

Screenshot of the top of an article in THE HILL by a lazy rentseeking boomer:

THE HILL
• Live: Trump Iran Trending: Trump Air Force One
OPINION > OPINIONS - CAMPAIGN
THE VIEWS EXPRESSED BY CONTRIBUTORS ARE THEIR OWN AND NOT THE VIEW OF THE HILL
Mamdani's preening arrogance will ultimately prove his downfall
BY LIZ PEEK, OPINION CONTRIBUTOR - 07/10/26 8:00 AM ET

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jul 8

Btw, fuck everyone that gives their byline to The Atlantic. However leftwing or liberal you think you are, you’re a tool for fascism and, well, good luck with all that.

Screenshot of a post from the once respected now fascist-adjacent (no different than being fascist) The Atlantic:

The Atlantic • @theatlantic.com
Joined Jun '23
Democrats became great by fighting the far left—and today's party can learn crucial lessons from those battles, David Brooks argues:
Democrats Became Great By Fighting the Left In the DSA era, liberals need to remember their history and fight for their values.
Obit.ly
12:10 PM • Jul 8, 2026
Everybody can reply

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jul 5

Here’s the layout from the Holland Land surveys from the 1700s.

Screenshot of a historical map of lands surveyed by the Holland Land Company in the late 1700s. Cropped to show the location of the Buffalo Creek Reservation.

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jul 5

Here’s how the Buffalo Creek Reservation was laid out in the city. This was roughly traced over a Sanborn fire map was drawn by, I believe, an abstractor working for a title insurance company or the county in the early 20th century. Salvaged from the clerk’s office big renovation 20 years ago.

Photo of a hand drawn map illustrating the early tracts of land in the City of Buffalo.

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jul 3

This isn’t even the dumbest thing Thiel said here. Lol. I’m heartened that both he and PNAC loser Frannie Fuks are shook by recent DSA wins, tho.

Because the pope's message could influence some Americans, but is unlikely to be heeded by people in China, Thiel argued, the encyclical threatened to slow down only one side of the "race between the US and China" to advance AI.

In his own view, Thiel said, that means Leo is "working for the Chinese Communists." The Aspen audience received his characterization of the pope as a Chinese agent with laughter.

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jul 1

Making the guy that’s less popular than childhood cancer the centerpiece of a midterm election campaign seems like a good idea. They must have god-awful internal polls in Texas.

Republicans have only slim majorities in Congress, and the party in power normally loses ground in the midterms. And without Trump on the ballot, Republican leaders worry that it could be hard to galvanize their voters.

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jun 28

Lmao. Go get ‘em, fellas!

Screenshot of two paragraphs from the quoted article:

Instead of comparing Jolly to Mamdani or other democratic socialist candidates, he compared Jolly to two winning Democratic governors who ran as moderates: Virginia governor Abigail Spanberger and Arizona governor Katie Hobbs, calling them both "radicals" who ran very "nice" campaigns.

“Now it's coming to Florida, ladies and gentlemen, they will sound very nice.
But they will be very radical," Donalds said.

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jun 27

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jun 25

“They fear that Republicans will weaponize…” The Democratic leadership strategy laid bare.

Democrats aligned with Mr. Jeffries, who fought hard to defeat Ms. Avila Chevalier, have privately raised concerns about her victory in particular. They fear that Republicans will weaponize a trove of her inflammatory old social media posts, including her saying that "all deportations are wrong" and using crude language about Kamala Harris, against more moderate Democrats running in swing districts that will decide the fate of the House this fall.

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jun 25

Yeah… that’s when it’s time to run.

Screenshot from a petition filed to bless emergency actions taken previously to save gravesites from collapsing into a creek:

The Easter Sunday Emergency

17. On April 19, 2019, it was observed that a surface crack had developed on
the ground between the steel sheet wall and the Good Shepherd grave sites. Dispenza Aff. 919.

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jun 23

Then JD bought the Iran bus and everyone took turns running him over with it. Lmao.

Screenshot of a paragraph from Mr. Waldman column:

Which brings us to Iran. We do learn in the book that Vice President JD Vance expressed misgivings about the disastrous war, echoing other reports. “But with the exception of the vice president, nobody on the senior team — not his secretary of state, not his chairman of the Joint Chiefs, not his chief of staff — had made a real effort" to talk Trump out of it. And Vance's objections were less than forceful. The internal debate seemed to be about whether the MAGA base that had been told Trump was anti-war would feel betrayed, not about whether the war might go badly — as it has.

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jun 20

The weirdo tradcath fascists have priests just waving through converts, huh. Lol. There’s no way cheesedick here got through RCIA without learning about original sin and why baptizing children shortly after birth is real fucking important to the faith.

Screenshot of JD Vance’s stupid face from an interview. Closed-caption text across the bottom reads:

Our six-year old just got baptized a couple of weeks ago, actually.

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jun 19

Image of a used crack pipe on a white background with the words “Works Cited:” across the top in black text.

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jun 18

[tapping the sign]

Screenshot of an old Bluesky post I made last year:

Phase Blowly
@phaseblowly.bsky.social
Not sure why anyone would hang a "punch me really fucking hard" sign right on the bridge of their nose, th. Some people are different, I guess.
Jul 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jun 18

We gotta be approaching HOF numbers here. Lmao.

1k replies, 410 reposts (410 of which are quotes), ZERO likes.

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jun 18

Screen grab for posterity in case Ms. Beams has a fleeting moment of shame and deletes her post. Also, “Joined Nov ‘24”. No shit, lol.

Screenshot of the entire dumbass post quoted in my post above:

Amanda Collins Beams
@amandacollinsbeams.bsky....
Joined Nov '24
I'm so sorry Kohen died. But I am sorrier his mother chose to put her son in a dangerous situation in the first place. A responsible parent doesn't take their child along while they commit a crime. Yes, it was only diapers, but she chose to steal. She cannot blame the police for her bad choices!
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Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jun 18

That’s a pretty damn impressive ratio. If something like that happened to me, I’d do some serious introspection about my opinion that literally no one fucking likes. C’mon fellow honkys, do better than this shit.

Screenshot of the bottom of the quoted post showing 889 replies, 359 reposts/quote posts and zero likes.

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jun 18

The preceding paragraph is a helluva set-up to absolutely killing the cake making lady. Jesus Christ.

Screenshot of a paragraph from the Wikipedia page for Jean-François Gariépy. Warning, it’s pretty fucking creepy, imo:

In 2018, following his third divorce, Gariépy was the defendant in a guardianship lawsuit over a19-year-old he was claiming as his fiancée. A doctor said had this woman had autism and "the social and mental maturity of a 10 or 11-year-old child." Gariépy had made contact with the woman online before she decided to travel to North Carolina to see him in July 2016. According to the woman, Gariépy intended to impregnate her. The parents of the teenager won guardianship and returned her home.

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jun 17

Oh… That’s a helluva thing to put on the internet for everyone and god to see. Tbh, I would’ve kept most of that to myself. Even if the statute of limitations had finally run out. Also, $12k? Lol.

Screenshot of a comment purportedly from the seller/owner in this auction:

Marcofluff (The Seller)
Sorry need to clarify I am the original owner. I ordered the car in September 1995. In 2004 got a divorce and needed to declare bankruptcy so I" sold " the car to my brother fearing the might take it to help off the 50000 in debt that I owed . Then back in 2006 my brother " sold" it back to me. Yes it does show 3 owners. I buried my paperwork in my comic book collection so eventually I will have proof that I am the original owner. Second out of the 67450 miles 45 thousand miles were hwy miles travel on road trips. Always used synthetic oil from day one.
Never drove it in the winter time. If you have any questions I will answer honestly.

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Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jun 15

WEMBY: “It's painful. But I'm not running away from that.” JCO: Go cut me a switch.

Screenshot of a tweet by Joyce Carol Oates absolutely roasting Victor Wembanyama for being a little bit immature. A New York Times tweet is quoted within Joyce Carol Oates tweet:

Joyce Carol Oates O @JoyceCarolOates

parallel with the Knicks' extraordinary penchant for magically rallying, coming-up-from-behind to triumph at virtually the last minute was the weirdly fascinating drama of "Wemby" on the court distinctive not only by his height but the thinness of his body which appeared, beside his teammates, almost pre-pubescent, lacking maturity. no matter where you looked, there was always "Wemby" charging about anticipating an opening to shove, push someone with a solid adult body with a baby-faced look of insouciance: "Who? Me? I'm just a kid."

[quoted tweet follows]The New York Times @ @nytimes • 4h From @TheAthletic: Victor Wembanyama's firstNBA finals experience was tough and emotional. He left the court without shaking Knicks players' hands after the Spurs lost. "It's painful. But I'm not running away from that," ... nyti.ms/4xAgpiP[end quoted tweet]
3:47 PM • Jun 14, 2026 • 171.1K Views

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jun 8

Shot… chaser… yada yada yada.

Screenshot of a tweet:

Mike Recine
@mikerecine
X.com
I used to watch Charlie Kirk say stuff like this and wonder why nothing bad ever happened to him. But then he got shot and everyone fucked his wife.
[…]
8:27 PM • 1/8/26

Vance says Kirk assassination led him and Second Lady Usha Vance to have a fourth child

Above a picture of the vances holding hands while usha wears a truly atrocious looking dress

[h/t to @jjinandtonic.bsky.social for image and alt-text.]

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jun 5

[gently tapping the sign]

Screenshot of a Bluesky post:

Phase Blowly
@phaseblowly.bsky.social
Never run your coke dealer for federal office, imo.
6:16 PM • Jun 4, 2026

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· Jun 3

Lmao. This will certainly help make the whole hullabaloo quietly go away.

Phase Blowly@phaseblowly· May 29

Sigh. “Unaffiliated” but still rightwing voters are the some of the most effective (presumably?) unintentional defenders of fascism around. Fascism didn’t win in 2016 or 2024, it won in 1980 with the bullshit recited here. Everything afterwards has been slowly stumbling to where we are now.