My internal monologue for, like, a third of the time.

Eepy orc princess decided to use my legs as her bed.

Going to an outdoor drag show tonight 😁

You wouldn't be alone in thinking that.

Dealing with putting away the clean laundry is always an issue because of this diva.

No cheating. Post your lockscreen.

What's your sign?

The slice in question

Please rescue me from the horrors of living as a human, YouTube Shrimp ad.

Throwing myself in it too kojira.github.io/bluesky-license/

LMAO at The Incredibles meme showing pride flag redesigns gradually turning into the flag of Ohio.

I decided to see if my phone's auto translate worked on the emojis that contain Chinese characters, and all I can say is wtaf?!?!

Your cat's eyes look like they're about to shoot lasers à la New Zealand's kiwi flag.

She's such an eepy jelly bean.

Post something random, or you'll have an AWFUL April.

Can I interest you in some tortie toe beans during these trying times?

No he podido darle eso porque solo tiene dos dientes desde que tuvo cirugía para tratar la estomatitis que padecía. Solo comida húmeda y Churus regulares por el resto de sus días. No que ella se queje jaja.

Peets

Quote with your favorite water types 🌊 #Pokemon30

Mental check-in... meme only.

Litwick Espeon Arceus Ninjask Decidueye Rockruff Omanyte

She's slowly becoming more affectionate after the critical first 48 hours since her surgery, so that's a good sign.

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone. This pic of Rhea showing me her beautiful green eyes as she lays on my lap in bed. I haven't moved in days, send help.

I asked my cats to read the stars and they told me which one is false. You can't fool me.

Went to see Montréal's giant cock ring.

I wish there were more shows like AURA.

Sometimes being stuck because a cat is on your lap is not so bad.

Printer snake emoji gets me on an emotional level.

海蛇 🐍🌊