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Sophie

@phi

Mid 20's poly ace catgirl enby from 🇭🇷 Working in cartography and navigation I like compsci, maths, sci-fi, murder mysteries, programming, and occasionally writing

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Sophie@phi· 2d

at bluesky HQ

old guy from the simpsons smacking the emma machine with a broom but instead of "come on, emma" the caption is "come on, claude"

Sophie@phi· 24d

you know it's gonna be one hell of an ending when you come across this page in a murder mystery

photo of a page from a book, the text says:

"CHALLENGE TO THE READER

The clues are all there. Can you solve this case?"

Sophie@phi· Jul 18

"AI is the future"

screenshot of youtube video by @HistoryMatters titled "The Time the Dutch Ate their Prime Minister" with the AI generated summary saying "Topic: Prime ministers aren't food"

Sophie@phi· Jul 12

mom playing with kid at the pool meme

mom playing with kid captioned "everyone patiently waiting for trump to die"

ignored kid about to drown captioned "mitch mcconnell"

skeleton in chair at bottom of the pool captioned "lindsey graham"

Sophie@phi· Jul 6

rose's rendition of kier but smiling

Sophie@phi· May 26

this is how i announce to the world that im switching to it/its pronouns

closeup of sophie's chest, she's wearing a t-shirt with the words "IN MY IT ERA"

Sophie@phi· May 23

colin robinson trolling people online with blank speech bubble

Sophie@phi· Apr 28

Zack Polanski

Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of speech" depicting a guy standing up to speak in some council meeting

Sophie@phi· Apr 20

Yoda s captionom "dokaz o uplati novcane kazne, dostavlja se"

Sophie@phi· Mar 23

that photo of epstein and trump made to look like kinzo and krauss

Sophie@phi· Mar 18

DLSS 5 off vs. DLSS 5 on

low res polly on the witness stand saying "hello! hello!"

hi res polly on the witness stand saying "hello! hello! *squawk*"

Sophie@phi· Feb 28

holy shit, a VLR reference!

two astronauts in orange spacesuits, one is kneeling on top of the other and holding up a rock, about to hit the other astronaut with it

Sophie@phi· Feb 21

literally me

osaka looking into the aquarium with a shrimp inside, captioned "as shrimple as that"

Sophie@phi· Jan 21

new boots :3

Sophie's calf-length black leather boots

Sophie@phi· Jan 19

count dracula with the caption "haha aly, you are things"

Sophie@phi· Dec 25

this spezi stuff is so fucking good, the germans were really cooking when they invented this shit

a glass bottle of Spezi® cola-orange mix

Sophie@phi· Dec 10

Beatrice and Battler from Umineko.

Beatrice: "Enter my amazing catbox of mystery, magic, and the nature of truth and love"

Battler: "Ok Beatrice"

Beatrice: "1,154,971 words"

Battler: "No Beatrice"

Sophie@phi· Oct 16

a lot of incorrect answers in the replies. Vegeta's last name is obviously Original

Sophie@phi· Sep 27

screenshot from the sopranos at the casino with the caption:

Fact: 90% of 97-year-old violin prodigies die right before finding out they're violin prodigies

Sophie@phi· Sep 11

image of charlie kirk with the top caption "claims to be pro life" and bottom caption "dies"

Sophie@phi· Sep 10

wasn't such a smart fucking idea to go to a place called shooting innit?

Screenshot from Wikipedia

"Shooting of Charlie Kirk"

Map showing Utah with a place marked by a red dot and labeled "Shooting"

"Show map of Utah"

"Show map of the United States"

Sophie@phi· Aug 24

anime girl with blue hair and pink top with "professional himejoshi" written on it saying "i feel so mingus!"

Sophie@phi· Aug 15

I was thinking more about this one lmao

meme with the sopranos screenshot and the caption
"Fact: 90% of guys who complain about gay porn quit right before they were about to block the last gay dick and asshole poster on the site"

Sophie@phi· Aug 6

"which one of us is the bigger fool? the one trying to kill himself or the one trying to kill the guy trying to kill himself?"

2 panel screencap from Code Geass. In the first panel, C.C. points a gun at Lelouch, threatening to shoot him. In the second panel, he draws his own gun and points it at his head, threatening to kill himself if C.C shoots him.

Sophie@phi· Jul 9

I can't believe I was overtaken by Sophia 😭😭😭

Chart showing the frequencies of the names Sophie and Sophia from 1900 to 2025.

The name Sophie exploded in popularity in the early '50s and stayed popular until the early '90s when it suddenly dipped.

The name Sophia has barely noticable popularity until the mid 2010s when it rises slightly and overtakes Sophie.

Sophie@phi· May 31

photo of Yoda with the caption "she wrote murder"

Sophie@phi· May 26

i'm normally 178 cm tall, but 182 with the scepter :3

Sophie@phi· May 8

can't believe they invented Chicago style pope

Tweet from @davedittell:
:if you fuck up a meal just call it Chicago style and serve it anyway

Sophie@phi· Apr 25

damn i hope they figure it out soon 😔

"Women and Femmes"

No one knows what this means

Sophie@phi· Mar 31

The sky today says happy transgender visibility day!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

A rainbow across the sky, with an EU flag to the right