Phil Hagen

@philhagen

DFIR, security, networking, all things tech, OneWheel, Radinn, travel, LEGO, and probably a whole lot more in small and sporadic bits. (Squirrel!) Fierce and unapologetic ally. He/him/his.

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Phil Hagen@philhagen· 5d

I got to spend time yesterday in a replica of George Washington’s War Tent. The “first Oval Office.” Very cool to see firsthand!

A tent with a red-dyed curtain trip and ridgeline with lots of ropes tethering it down. It’s in a field of green grass with trees in the background.

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Jul 10

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Jun 28

We take you now to live coverage from the Freedumb 250 Fair on the national mall… Not confirmed: whether her hair is colored with algae.

An actor portraying an Oompa Loompa at the fabled unlicensed Glasgow Wonka-themed event. She looks very unhappy to be there and could only be less happy if she were at the shit show of a 250th birthday spectacle in Washington DC.

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Jun 27

Hotel room view for the last week.

A partly cloudy sky over a one-story commercial building with a steeple in the distance.

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Jun 19

These are the same picture.

Guy in green tshirt eating obnoxiously large, bright green, gag sunglasses. They are twice as big as his head. Yet somehow not nearly as ridiculous looking as the so-called “smart” glasses from Snap, Meta, etc

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Jun 14

Hotel room view for the last week

Looking across a sun-drenched, tree-lined street with several cars parked on the side.

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Jun 7

Watched “Anthropoid” and WOW what an amazing film. True story of Czech resistance assassinating the Nazi leader in Prague and architect of the holocaust. Filmed on scene in some of my favorite places in the city. Incredible account of a daring, high-stakes clandestine operation. Highly recommended!

Phil Hagen@philhagen· May 30

Welcome to Marica 250 county fair, formerly known as the cage fight in front of the trailer park White House. Here’s your opener, headliner, and closing act, BABY BILLY!!! (Backup vocals by Vanilla Ice.)

Baby Billy from “Righteous Gemstones,” who is the only character so absurdly out of touch with reality to accept such a shitty engagement.

Phil Hagen@philhagen· May 21

@bencollins.bsky.social lol

Phil Hagen@philhagen· May 19

Hotel room view for last night.

Looking at an airport terminal across an access road.

Phil Hagen@philhagen· May 7

Yep - that’s it.

University of Philology And Education
Harvard Business Services
16192 Coastal Hihway
Lewes, DE 19958
United States Of America
www.upae-edu.eu
isp@insop.org

Phil Hagen@philhagen· May 3

Hotel room view for the last week.

Looking across a pedestrian walkway at the side of a building. There is a red vertical element running from top to bottom and some patios on the rooms.

Phil Hagen@philhagen· May 2

Some PRs are not like the others.

A summary of a GitHub pull request, with 640.132 lines removed and 480,508 lines added.

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Apr 30

I would be ok with this one.

A photoshopped US passport image with President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camachoʼs photo.

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Apr 29

Did they ever figure out what the third shell is for?!

Tweet from @Acyn with a photo of the dipshit FBI director at a DoJ podium. Text is:

FBI Director Kash Patel explains how the criminal investigation into James Comey's seashell post wasn't a simple one: This has been a case that's been investigated over the past 9, 10, 11 months.
These cases take time. Our investigators work methodically

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Apr 19

Hotel room view for the last week.

Looking out a hotel window at another building’s facade.

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Apr 13

“Are you my DoorDash driver?”

Asshole in charge of the whole fucking United States yells at kid mowing his lawn.

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Apr 13

/Pope throws communion wafers into crowd and puts up a 🤙🏼/

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Apr 10

I fixed it.

A rendering of the disgusting proposed presidential arch in Washington DC with hands, conveniently placed on either side to mimic an age, old Internet meme. Don’t look it up. It’s go go sgoatse.cx and it’s a picture of a dude hand spreading his asshole.

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Apr 7

The sitting president of the US, the commander in chief of the largest military in the history of the world, just outright threatened genocide. Full stop. If news story does not lead with this in the title, you are derelict of your core duty as journalists. www.un.org/en/genocide-...

Definition
Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide
Article I|
In the present Convention, genocide means any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such:
1. Killing members of the group;
2. Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group;
3. Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;
4. Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group,
5. Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group.

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Apr 2

It’s dawned on me that we’ve had the “Project Hail Mary” prequel since 1986.

A still capture from the movie “Flight of the Navigator“ showing the main character in a spaceship with a robot alien.

He still picture from the movie “Project Hail Mary“ showing Dr. Ryland Grace at the controls of a spaceship.

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Mar 31

These two chuds and the brain worm guy just need to bang each other and get it over with.

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Mar 26

I hear this agency does a great jorb, but make sure all the light switches work at the home inspection.

A realtor’s sign in front of a brick townhome with the words “HomeStarr Realty” and the phone number 215-355-5565.

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Mar 22

Apple, this is so stupid. If I don’t want to see propaganda garbage in my news, just set CSS “display: none;” or equivalent. Everywhere. It’s very easy.

Dialog box from Apple News “Top Stories” feed:

Blocked Channel
Blocking isn't supported in Top Stories and other groups curated by the Apple News editors. Fox News is blocked in the rest of your feed.

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Mar 13

Hotel room view for last night

Looking over a half-full parking lot at night.

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Mar 13

Tommy Tubesteak apparently also doesn’t give a rip about being a complete fucking asshole.

Cringeworthy and factually baseless post from Tommy “Drama chode” Tuberville:

I don't give a rip about being politically correct.
Innocent Americans are being gunned down in the streets almost daily by Radical Islamists whose 'religion' teaches them it's righteous to kill Christians.
I won't be silenced about this.

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Mar 11

I just realized Claude was clearly a final project in some class at Greendale Community college. Curious what Troy and Abed’s take would be. I’ll let you research Greendale’s motto if you don’t already know it.

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Mar 8

This headline ominously cutting off mid-sentence made me think it was a @theonion.com article.

Screenshot of an article card from The Observer. The headline is “Dubai's influencers say Iranian strikes are nothing to wo...”

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Mar 7

Really digging the new UI for Peloton strength classes! Clear and concise view of where you are overall, remaining time for a set, and what’s up next. Hope this is adapted to other workout types as well!

Phil Hagen@philhagen· Feb 21