Philip Michaels
@philipmichaels
This gun for hire if you need someone who can write pretty and make other people write pretty. Here, I mostly just talk about sports and movies and whatever's grinding my gears at the moment.
1. You lost your remote 2. You're already paying for Apple TV & want to amortize the cost 3. You've often wished there was a seniors tour, but for soccer players 4. You're plagued by the question "Whatever happened to the Tampa Bay Mutiny" 5. You enjoy pyramid schemes masquerading as sports leagues
Sounds like an exciting game I know how @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social appreciates great starting pitching.
“Well, we appreciate _most_ of you.” — Buster Posey and some of the pitchers
Shouting at these Blue Jays players, asking them if they know @ruthkapelus.bsky.social
Who’s got two thumbs and forgot to check the World Cup knockout stage schedule when he bought Giants tickets back in the spring?
Getting into fights in Cobb County? You get in trouble with The Man.
Did Byron Moreno subsequently appear on the Italian TV show Stupido Hotel where he was mocked and ridiculed? Oh, friends, he did.
I’d have sympathy for France playing in this letter, but this was the staircase I had to climb the last time I visited Paris. Let ‘em huff and puff.
Spending the day honoring a land where all are welcome and you’re free to be your best self
By the way, some of the libretto in Elektra is enhanced if you imagine Vin Scully reading it.
Out-of-town scoreboard at the opera. Lets you know how Tosca’s doing against Baron Scarpia, whether the valkyries can hold on against Wotan, things of that nature.
Feel like my daughter left my Great Wall of China joke hanging.
Of the Cartoon Characters Espouse Working Class Solidarity imagery that has found itself into my Facebook timeline, I believe this is the capper.