Phil Stokes ⫍🐠⫎
@philofishal
macOS security researcher espousing no one's opinions but my own. Dogged follower of #lufc, at least until the world stops going round (IYKYK). philastokes.com
MDC also doesn’t necessarily just mean “millions of dead cops”. Also includes “multi-death corporations”. 👍🫡😅
Hay Fever Sufferers of the World Unite! The Evil Pollen Empire is on the march again... 😪 pollentracker.app
DCL the only one in the top 10 whose xG was higher than his actual return. 🤔 Can we interpret this in a positive light? i.e., we can expect more next season as both he and the team improve? 14 goals and other chances has go to be good, right? #lufc
Incredible that after 35 games, we’ve only lost one game more (12) than both Liverpool and Villa (11). 🤯 #lufc
It’s a great start to the afternoon at Elland Rd and…elsewhere 🤍💛💙 #lufc
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These damned activity trackers can even tell when I’ve been watching Leeds United! 😅 #lufc
Our away form is the worst in the league, bar Burnley and Wolves. Luckily, Everton’s home form isn’t that great. An away win next Monday would be a huge step forward. #lufc 🦾
Leeds 5th in the Premier League Form table over last 5 games at end of 2025. That’s some impressive form to take into 2026. Well done to Farke and the lads. 🙌 #lufc
The only problem with Xmas is everyone is going around wearing red… Have a great one #lufc fans! 🎄
The Sunderland game will be significant in that it will show whether we’re fighting to be champs of the “bottom-5-mini-league” or ready to be promoted to the rarefied heights of the “top-of-the-bottom-half-mini-league”. Consistency is what we need now. #lufc 🦾
You know how ppl say you can't decompile run-only #AppleScript ... 😜 #macOS #security
Does not make for pretty reading. Hope we had a great Int’l break on the training ground and see something different today. #lufc
Why would he be sacked? Leeds sit 12th in the table after three games. Above Manchester City, Newcastle, Fulham and Villa.
What’s everyone worried about? We’re playing a team 2pts and three places below us. Should be a stroll… 😉🫣 #lufc 🤍💙💛