After decades of frustration after the hand of God, England now proudly presents the cam of God.

"Exactly. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha" #ManOfThePeople

"Well, you can always leave if you don't like it." "What do you mean, leave? I own the bloody place, of course I am not going to leave it!" 4

"No, I am afraid I am going to have to charge you rent again for the coming year." "What? That is SO unfair. I already paid £50,000 last year. And it is only a studio. Don't you know there is no money in politics?" 2

"Hello Nigel, Nigel here. I am afraid I've got some bad news for you." "Oh. Oh no. It is not another inquiry into one of my personal gifts for security purposes that I spent on houses and Ferraris instead, is it?" 1

I do think Paul might be on to something here. I seriously think Nigel Farage should start wearing a bin on his head too, just to prove to the good people of Clacton, and indeed the rest of the country, what a man of the people he really is.

Gee Martin, I can think of 5 million reasons for Farage not to be honest.

Ah, it is another huge Brexit win for those plucky Brits sticking up two fingers to the undemocratic and oppressing EU. Hurrah! 1

Oh, looks like we have got ourselves some hero voters with legitimate concerns about immigration here. Quick Labour, don't let them get away, their vote is as good as yours.

You Britons LOVE sleaze. It is the only explanation. Why else would the parties that are considered to be the most sleazy get far more votes and support in the polls than the parties who are considered to be least sleazy.

Hm. How sure are we exactly Mark Cottrell is George's father? Or is it a quirky English custom for men to call other men who aren't related to them "daddy"?

Too soon?👇

Farage is a Christian who believes in Christian forgiveness. As long as the criminals are white, posh and very rich. And definitely not brown.

“What you realise as a middle power is that if you are together you can become a superpower as it were" - David Lammy. I am sure the irony of the UK having left a union of 27 middle and smaller powers being a super power together is lost on Lammy and his ilk. Rage. Rage and contempt for this lot.

Against Russia, who have been waging a 3 day war against Ukraine for 4 years, 4 months, and 17 days now? Yeah, the UK doesn't stand a chance.

Oh. Here, let me give you a clue. There is this block of 27 countries around us that form a Union. If we join them, or even just their Single Market like sovereign Norway, Switzerland & Iceland do, Treasury will receive between £40bn - £80bnb a year more in tax revenues. Hope this helps!

The good people of Clacton are speaking out for Farage. And what do they have in common? They are not just stupid cunts. They are geriatric stupid cunts. 16 & 17 year olds getting to vote is not what should worry you. Demented old fools having & using the right to vote is.

What the heck, a conditional pardon? Are they afraid Ruth Ellis will murder again?

Exactly. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if they try and pull this off.

And here we have Nigel Farage boasting to his cult he has some VERY expensive glasses in his hand, which he bought himself. He just leaves out the bit "with the £5million donation I got for security which I failed to declare."

But wait, that is is not all! All candidates, even unsuccessful ones, will have to declare all donations, gifts etc. This will stop Farage from hiding dodgy donations!# But this will not apply retrospectively, so we won't know how many dodgy donations & gifts Farage is still hiding now. 2/2

This is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Instead of getting another £5m this year to help buy him the next GE in 2029, Farage will have to wait until 2027 for another £5million to help buy him the next GE in 2029. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!! 1

Do we think Keir Starmer will find the time to meet up with the nuclear test veterans before he stops being Prime Minister? I remember when Starmer was LOTO, and very outspoken about this unbelievable injustice.

THIS is the time to reduce immigration to the 10s of 1000s, and fucking the economy and our higher education system doing so.

British water companies have created a model where for decades they have prioritised profits & dividend pay outs to shareholders over investing in water infrastructure, with Ofwat, EA and politicians looking away, and now they point the finger at consumers for the consequences. 2/2

Last expert defending Brexit, former diplomat Ameer Kotecha. Who, you ask? A senior diplomat, serving as the head of the British consulate in Russia in 2023-25 and erm...Russia, you say? I am sure it is just a coincidence.

Next, economist Julian Jessop. He says Brexit has laid the foundations for a stronger economy. I think someone should call a nurse for JJ. Urgently. I am not joking.

Expert & Nuffield Trust’s Mark Dayan claims Brexit gave greater flexibility over recruitment. A bold claim, as Brexit made it more difficult to recruit EU staff, and the EU had nothing to say about the UK hiring 3rd country staff when the UK was a member. So in fact the opposite of what he claims.

Next expert. Economics professor Len Shackleton. ""Brexit has broadened our horizon, and our holiday choices are far greater. We used to go traditional European holiday destinations, now we go to Japan, Morocco, Croatia." Croatia is in the EU, mr expert, and we ALWAYS had the choice to go there