Phoebe Zeitler

@phoebe

Putting the "poly" in "polymath" since 2003. Building Trackerator for speedrunners and randomizer players. aka Code Indigo. Video producer, VML (vmlmtg.com, RIP 2020-2025). Opinions my own. 日本語🔰 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔜🇨🇦

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Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· 22d

Finished it (with one final piece still printing-- it's purely cosmetic and the result of me badly miscalculating some heights). Labels for the Jumpstart clips are a soon-to-be-done thing. Ravnica Clue Edition Complete. Super excited to have this project done.

The two "loose" clips for the notepads, rulebook, player screens, guild cards, and Clue cards. These sit on top of the Jumpstart pack clips and are the least secure part of the kit-- I might yet redesign this. They are printed in orange plastic because that's what I had.

The Jumpstart clips. The full CLU set is here: 400 cards across 20 distinct packs. Each pack has a cover card and a list of the cards that should go back into it when play is done. I have yet to label the clips because I forgot to get clear nail polish to seal the labels onto the clips.

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· 26d

Hell of a way for my trans ass to misinterpret this headline

An Apple News tile for a Sports Illustrated article titled: "A controversial new hole could become the biggest story at the British Open".

Yes, this is an extremely elaborate bottom surgery joke. No, the article is not in any way related to transgender people except that it's about a golf tournament on TERF Island.

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· Jul 10

face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· Jun 29

What's it like in your head?

One Tandemaus pokemon, in holographic form over a snowcapped mountain range, singing you the song of its people: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA".

(It's in the style of "Wide Enough", aka "the screaming cowboy".)

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· Jun 24

Added the first batch of controller shelves to the pegboard. I already feel like I have more room on the board than before.

An IKEA Skadis pegboard with various 3-D printed shelves and hangers, behind a Famicom, Playstation, and a Super Famicom. In cradles on the pegboard are a Game Boy Color and a Game Boy Advance, both in custom shells. A Sega Genesis 3-button controller sits in one shelf, its coiled cord hanging below it. Above the Famicom is a Hori controller for the Famicom, in its shelf. Above the Playstation is a Dual Shock in a combination cradle and shelf. And above the Super Famicom is the iconic four-colour Super Famicom controller, also on its shelf. All of these models were developed by me alone using FreeCAD and a measuring tape.

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· Jun 22

Finally started working on organizing the retro gaming wall. First up, holders for the GBC and GBA.

A 3D printed cradle/holder for a Game Boy Color, on an IKEA Skadis pegboard. It's surrounded by controllers for other retro systems: an 8BitDo controller, a Wavebird (partially painted blue), a Sega Genesis controller, and an aftermarket Nintendo 64 controller.

A 3D printed cradle/holder for a Game Boy Advance, on an IKEA Skadis pegboard. It's underneath the Genesis and N64 controllers from the other image.

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· Jun 22

Watching @tbskyen.com review TADC and it just now occurred to me *why* Jax is a cartoon rabbit... #tadc #digitalcircus #jax

Bugs Bunny in the valkyrie outfit, complete with falsies and the Heidi twin-braids wig. From "What's Opera, Doc?", 1957, Warner Bros., directed by Chuck Jones.

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· Jun 20

i have been read for absolute human garbage

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· Jun 19

"What's the matter with JD Vance?"

Nicolas Cage in Con Air, saying "My first guess would be... 'a lot'."

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· Jun 18

kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· Jun 16

This is an understatement.

Japanese → English (translation)
You can't rely on Twitter for earthquake information anymore.

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· Jun 1

I ended up just dumping one into a bowl; it's pretty damn good.

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· Jun 1

They're out and cooling. I thought that I had a brush to egg-wash them properly, but nope. Tourtiere time soon.

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· Jun 1

They haven't exploded, which is a pretty good sign I think. Should be noted that I couldn't fit cheese into these. ...yet. Ten minutes till tourtiere.

Three mini tourtieres baking in a toaster oven.

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· May 30

Why did you transition, right answers only Because the alternative was death, and I'm not done living yet.

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· May 30

Y'know, I was gonna nitpick about how I would have phrased (so to speak) this post, but I realize now that's not helpful at all. You said what you said, and castigating you for it is pointless because you weren't even wrong. So here's an incredibly niche joke.

An email from Pittsburgh public radio station WQED with the subject line "Not a Commodity". Superimposed over it is the young boy from the Doctor Tran short yelling. It is uncaptioned but the implication is clear: "I'M NOT A MOCODOMY!"

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· May 22

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· May 18

I stopped for lunch but started again; now I'm at 5100 words. This has just been the prologue. The real story begins now.

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· May 18

Hour and a half, new word count is 3750. I think this is gonna be my newest self-quote chain.

Phoebe's RetroBook, an Asus laptop running an Amiga emulator. The emulator itself is running TransWrite, and a dialog box on the screen above the window containing the text reads "3754 words".

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· May 13

I tried something different with my clothes today. A little more daring. I think it worked out.

Phoebe in a light blue top with an open Kirby shirt. She is a white transgender woman with very frizzy brown hair.

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· May 13

I wasn't aware that US law had any force in Quebec?

CBCNEWS
Montreal
Trans rights group says some U.S. students denied care at McGill clinic due to Trump executive order
Students under age 19 denied hormone replacement therapy, group says
CBC News
May 12, 2026
President Donald Trump signed an executive order in January 2025 to 'protect children from chemical and surgical mutilation.' A trans rights group says McGill University's student health clinic is denying hormone replacement therapy to U.S. students under the age of 19 due to this executive order. (Ben Curtis/AP Photo)

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· May 10

in short

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· May 9

Holy fuck. Just. How much more do you need to see? Like, this is the kind of shit that gets followed up by 40 years in the desert. The universe is making this so obvious and the cult is just gonna... I don't know, Christianity-splain Moses? Just fucking WOW.

A news article from CTV, originating from wire service AFP. The headline reads "Golden Trump statue is no idol for worship, pastor insists". There is, in fact, a photo of a golden statue of Donald Trump posed with his fist up as he was after the attempt on his life. The first paragraph reads, "A massive gilded statue of US President Donald Trump installed at his Miami golf course is definitely not a 'golden calf' to be worshipped, the pastor who led a dedication ceremony for the eyebrow-raising effigy insisted Friday."

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· May 2

post your warning sign

Graffiti reading "RESPECT MY TRANS HOMIES OR I'M GONNA IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING PROBLEM"

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· Apr 27

this one is for @riversidewings.bsky.social who will get there someday soon

A road sign welcoming drivers to Busti, New York.

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· Apr 24

bubl #bubl

bubl

(Bubble from The Amazing Digital Circus, doing... some kind of noise.)

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· Apr 23

YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY

An Apple News tile for an article from NOTUS, headlined: "Lawmakers in both parties say they're worried about Navy secretary's ouster"

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· Apr 17

This is a thing that I have been hoping to hear for a very long time and that should be a rallying cry for our modern world.

The black sword Nightblood, enveloped in dark mist, with a determined pair of googly eyes sketched on it. It asks a simple question: "Hello! Would you like to destroy some evil today?"

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· Apr 12

all this to say: i am a ditto now

A screenshot of Pokopia, showing a Ditto-as-a-human sitting on a wooden stool in a leaf hut.

Phoebe Zeitler@phoebe· Apr 12

Growing up in the 80s and early 90s, the word "ditto" shifted meanings. At first it was a nickname for a particular type of paper copying. Then Rush Limbaugh ruined the word. And then, in the late 90s, we took it back.