Phoenician Thnkr
@phoenecianthnkr
Ultra Runner. Beagle wrangler. Chicago Football guy. Once got into a fight at a BBQ joint with a senior citizen over some wet naps and stole his New Balances.
Found it. Thought about this multiple times last night watching the movie laughing to myself like a gd weirdo but i regret nothing at all
I’m a single issue voter in that whatever policy makes mother fuckers go back to elementary school I’m down for….dunce caps and all
Free brightly coloured fruity drinks with little umbrellas for everyone to celebrate
Listen girl I have one rule and it’s that the Rotta the Hut suit stays ON during sex.
It’s so fucking funny to me that the end of the American empire was accelerated by this donkey brained dipshit
I’m not kidding when I say this. This is the most cucked thing I think I have ever seen in my life