Pandora's Mox
@pikkabird
Pfp: Frank the Bunny wearing Louise Belcher bunny ears. Bkg: staircase from BROOM-STICK BUNNY Sentient Wall of Spikes. A woman from her mother's womb untimely ripp'd, I am qualified to kill both Witch Kings and Macbeths.
Today, July 14th, I double-checked my knowledge of this year’s Mercury Retrograde events. Turns out AI and Mercury Retrograde have teamed up for a brand collab (I wasn’t asking AI, I was just using my work browser whose settings I cannot change to make AI search go away)
so apparently Thai street food has "corn cheese" and this is the most Indiana-ass Thai dish I've ever had (complimentary)
You nerds need to get with the program. True OGs only use Mario Paint.
Address violent crime, you say? Politicians too weak to take up policies that go against their donors, you say? A solution that is a “desperate” bid to save lives, you ask? UBI IT IS! UBI! UBI! UBI! UBI! (Thiel whispers: not like this) Paging @scottsantens.com
This color, more or less. Maybe a shade brighter, and UV reactive (which is entirely irrelevant to how I live my life but a girl can dream)
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Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers Idk it has a wikipedia page but I never see anyone talking about it in nostalgia convos
Some of us share households with the allergic, a self-imposed prison - marrying the allergic. The internet cats get me through when I’m between pet-sitting duties for friends and family.
SO. I wrote the previous post without consulting my 2025 Bingo card (it wasn't Polio) but it's Q4 and HERE WE FUCKING ARE www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
idek who "comedian" Tim Dillon is. That said, this is the funniest thing he's ever done or ever will do. Congrats moron, you played yourself. www.npr.org/2025/09/27/n...
killing time between Pedi & Mani. Doing more than a doomscroll, I will #drawabird #cassowary #dubstepmurderbird
Another check on my 2025 bingo card. I think I just need polio and my preventable illness box is complete? These have occurred at a rate of 1-per-quarter so look for polio in Oct-Dec.
When I win the lottery I won't tell you but there will be signs. #mementomorisky
Reskeet with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Inside me there are three wolves. None of them understand fashion. Why would they? They're wolves.
No, Mr. Martin. It is your party that fails to connect your policies to our lives. D's stumped on abortion for decades and had multiple opportunities to codify it but didn't. When your policies become actions and not just words, a "message" or a "brand," THEN the voters will connect with them.