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Pinche the Undying

@pinche-pi

Pinche 2 - Colon cancer 0 Groucho Marxist and middle finger enthusiast, pastor of Our Lady of the Middle Finger Church and Tax Shelter™ #D&D&D Dungeons & Dragons & Doobies, DM and high af wizard

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Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· 8d

Completely?

John Cleese at a desk in thr middle of a river, from And Now Something Completely Different

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· 12d

😭

Weather app screengrab of the next four days temperature highs, Sat 105°, Sun 105°, Mon 106°, Tue 105°

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· 16d

Cat: ... you believe this nonsense?!?

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· 18d

I kinda disagree...there IS a song tbh

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· 18d

The hospital knows...

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· 21d

Lucifur entering her punk rock phase

Lucifur, the borderiestcollie that ever bordered, is mostly black with a formerly thick white ring around her neck that iz now dyed purple with moms leftover hair dye and she thinks its soooo pretty😍

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· 22d

theyre sort of friends?!? 😂

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· 24d

it was foretold in the prophecies...

Demolition Man scene where Taco Bell has become a megacorporation and Sylvester Stallone's character gets invited to a fine dining restaurant named Taco Bell

"I would like for you to accompany me....to Taco Bell."

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· 25d

squireel did retreat further into the treetops, probably best for its health

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· 25d

Henrietta sharing hot goss with the neighbor squirrel over the fence again

Henrietta "Heartnose" is stretching with two paws to reach the top of the fence and share hawt tea with the neighbor squirrel in a tree

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· 28d

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· 29d

Face I'm submitting for Bluesky

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· Jul 13

The Senate:

Scene from Clue, where The butler who buttles Wadsworth responds to a guest, Wadsworth: There's no body nobody in the study but you can use the phone in the lounge.

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· Jul 10

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· Jun 28

Real Genius

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· Jun 27

My wife is apparently gardening with uranium, the zuccinni is a chonk

fat and longass zuccinni in our garden with a banana next to it for scale. 3-4x as thick and twice as long as the banana (thats what she said)

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· Jun 25

Sheriff Bongholder has seen some shit

Eye of the Bongholder with a tiny cowboy hat on top. EotB is the name of my green bong that has dozens of florescent eyeballs stuck all over the outside. It also smokes reeeeeeal smooth 😤

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· Jun 24

uh huh

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· Jun 20

it evolved, darth

cryptid mold from the The Last of Us growing over a former human body

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· Jun 9

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· Jun 9

*taps the sign*

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· Jun 9

Scaling Mt Dead Kids just like Jesus would do

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· Jun 2

i gotchu

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· May 31

How your email finds me

Mad smile of a soldier who spent too much time in the trenches

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· May 31

lololol bullshit

A steaming pile of lies written by Capt Sean P Barbabella DO, MC, USN Physician to the president. He states Trump is in "excelle t health"

lol fuck off

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· May 30

BREAKING: Freedom Rock musicians have backed out of Freedom 250.

2 hippies from the 80's selling a four record set out of their van

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· May 28

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· May 27

cat advice: Dont get up, its a trap

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· May 24

Sleep-a-boo...

Henrietta kitty poking her eye out from under the covers

Henrietta kitty is tired of my shit and doesnt want pictures anymore but remains cuter than is legal

Pinche the Undying@pinche-pi· May 19

Meowdy partner

Henrietta Poofkitty in a mini cowboy hat looking like a rootin' tootin' purrshootin' kittycattle rustler