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Pip@pipinotautahi· May 7

If you were in Otautahi I would be worried that was one of mine…

Pip@pipinotautahi· Feb 25

Cat delivery system is modernising….

Tosh “the darkness” Cat popped into one of the Woolworths home delivery bags. I think it’s a line that Woolworths should carry….

Pip@pipinotautahi· Feb 25

Have been on the dating apps for a little bit now…. Probably in market for another cat, or perhaps a puppy…..both?

Pip@pipinotautahi· Jan 14

Check the ratio.

Screen shot for the ratio. 9 likes - 329 comments….from what I saw all the comments where about how this entire thing was a lie

Pip@pipinotautahi· Dec 21

Saw this on FB & it really does encapsulate the Manosphere. The thing this image shows me is that “alpha” aspirational men want to be dominated by and worship other men. And cause they think “other men” are the greatest and don’t like women, it insults them that women won’t worship the men they do

Image taken from Facebook showing men losing at boxing and being on their knees in front of the dominating opponent. The bottom image has Andrew Tate as the loser.
The on you knees in front of the man who dominated you is really quite suggestive of fellatio

Pip@pipinotautahi· Dec 17

My mornings “pressing” commitment……cause his cuddles are the best

Tosh the black cat being my “pressing” commitment of morning snuggles. It’s hard to photograph a black cat esp all snuggled on my black oodie…

Pip@pipinotautahi· Dec 6

Can’t see who it is - already suspended apparently. So good job?

The “this account has been suspended” screen

Pip@pipinotautahi· Nov 29

This image sparks joy. His “fail face” is quite the picture

Screen shot of Stuff home page with a picture of gormless looking Chris Bishop (his “fail face”) above the headline e Chris Bishop in failed leadership coup. Love seeing the Ciggie Stardust crash out.

Pip@pipinotautahi· Oct 26

Poppy - face of an Angel, soul of utter chaos

Poppy - stripy cat getting chin scritches. So looks relaxed. It will last about 20 secs

Miss Poppy is quite beautiful…spotty and stripey with a little pink nose. She looks the picture of calm….but she is not. And for a cat - zero coordination. Trip on flat surfaces, occasionally misses when she jumps and sometime just falls off stuff.
Damn she is cute though. And cuddly

Pip@pipinotautahi· Oct 26

National Party Policy: School lunches? Cluster fuck cause we hate your children. Hospitals? If we run them down enough, we can start to sell them off! Infrastructure? See above, fuck those ferries BUT HAVE WE GOT SOME ROADS! Broom broom - well let you go fast enough to make a real mess too!!

National party graphic announcing more roads. Nothing else. Just roads.
Honestly - it does dovetail with landlord welfare - shit we can’t afford given to those who don’t need it. National are such assholes.

Pip@pipinotautahi· Oct 21

I am so jealous of my cats lifestyle……

Tosh , my black cat, Sound asleep on me. He can just do this at anytime.

Pip@pipinotautahi· Oct 3

I have stuff to do….he knows. He doesn’t care #trapped

Tosh the black cat is a snuggle monkey and doesn’t care one bit that I might have an agenda….he makes a little squeaky noise and snuggles in. I have no defences against such weaponry….

Pip@pipinotautahi· Oct 2

The AMAZING Scarlett at Haven Tattoo Regent did the most incredible job and was so gentle - not even feeling sore now

Tattoo to memorialise my life with Mikey. The silhouettes of couple in a garden with three butterflies representing our children in pastel colours (which are not as bright as they will be due to fresh red of the just tattooed skin)

Pip@pipinotautahi· Oct 1

Sometimes you need a cuddle bad enough you forget your mortal terror

Navi really wanted a cuddle and totally forgot that one of the cats was already there, but he wanted a cuddle and just pretended he wasn’t there. The cat is still looking surprised. Hasn’t moved, but looks surprised

Pip@pipinotautahi· Aug 29

I am awake….. have things to do….I have consumed coffee….however……looks like I’ll be here a while

This is my black cat Tosh aka The Darkness. He is gorgeous! And so snuggly. I am technically ready to get out of bed, but he is not…..all snuggled up under my chin. I’m going nowhere right now

Pip@pipinotautahi· Aug 25

The very goodest of mornings to you all!

Morning snuggle with Tosh - the darkness and Poppy the beautiful idiot. Nice way to start the day

Pip@pipinotautahi· Aug 22

In the stuff poll with the questions “Is the PM having a good week or a bad week?” The answer is a resounding “we loathe him”

Results after voting of the stuff poll asking wether the PM had a good or bad week 66% said he had a bad week

Pip@pipinotautahi· Aug 20

Christ - Ian Taylor is back on his bullshit…this will be some right wing rage bait. Why always give this knob head opinion pieces that aren’t about sailing????

Screen shot of a Stuff option piece where Ian Taylor has some reckons way way way outside any expertise he has. No doubt defending the worst economic policies of this govt and their shitty culture way policies. I won’t read it - the man’s a tool.

Pip@pipinotautahi· Aug 16

The old girl Fudge, decided that after months of no Mikey she needed extreme snuggles. Yeah, honey, I miss him too.

This is the old tortoiseshell kitty. Mikey was always her favourite human. I got one of Mikey’s cuddles this morning. Bonded by missing him

Pip@pipinotautahi· Aug 2

Chris bishop with his signature “deer in the headlights” slack jaw surprise, dullard expression.

Pip@pipinotautahi· Jun 9

The thing that fucks me off about protest commentary is the scolds go want a perfect protest. Honestly fuck off. The violence the state perpetrates to get to the point when people take to the streets is extreme. Oppressors don’t respond to manners, they laugh at it. The suffragettes knew. Fights

Archive image of suffragettes learning to fight. Oppressors don’t respond to manners, in fact they count on manners to perpetuate their evil. Fight.

Pip@pipinotautahi· Jun 9

I submit into evidence

Poppy the cat. Very cute. Little pink nose, spotty and stripy markings…. And completely corrupt….total corruption of cuteness

Pip@pipinotautahi· Jun 7

Cats have zero shame. This absolute monster managed to spend all night in bed like a person. And has no intention of getting up or doing anything. His sister has walked over him several times, still completely unbothered.

A black cat snuggled up under the covers. One eye opens slightly to see what I am doing

Several photos later he closes his eyes again and waits for me to stop bothering his toastie warm sleepies

Pip@pipinotautahi· Jun 6

#MWSecretSantaAoNZ Happy opening morning!! What a delightful collection of gorgeousness! Gorgeous little hanging pots and a stunning trinket box! I love beautiful trinket boxes! Thank you so much for lovely thoughtfulness!

Handmade ceramic hanging pot in beautiful neutral glazed

Matching handmade hanging ceramic pot, rounded in shape for a gorgeous little set that will look gorgeous hanging together

Sweet and delightful handmade trinket box

All three of my delightful gifts together.

Pip@pipinotautahi· May 31

Not if I can help it.....Someone linked the X version - which is better!

Pip@pipinotautahi· May 31

Couldnt find it, but I made a shitty placeholder (will now adjust to the better lyrics below

My home made meme of Bishop gormless face and a small image of the lovely Sam Smith in the corner with the words Wanker me, Wanker me, time for me to walk into the sea"

Pip@pipinotautahi· Apr 30

“Pretty sure the weather is hideous” “Is that what the forecast said?” “Sure” The forecast…

All three cats and the dog as on the bed…..how Mr fitted in here as well seems an impossibility…but it is warm…

Pip@pipinotautahi· Apr 24

“I think it was a frosty” “How can you tell?” “There are signs” The signs

All three cats are on the bed. We are covered in cats…

Pip@pipinotautahi· Apr 17

I need to learn the secrets……how do you get this relaxed??

Tosh (black) and Poppy (stripy) and Navi (dog out of frame) demonstrate the beauty of relaxation…..damn them…..

Pip@pipinotautahi· Apr 11

This utterly gorgeous face is incapable of “making biscuits” with out farting. Never have a met a cat that farts so much.