Pirate_mike
@pirate-michael
Anti Trump because I am Anti stupid. I stand with Ukraine. I voted for Kamala Harris because, damn, she is prettier and smarter than any one named "trump,"
Day 1 The Cheerleader A week later Dolly Parton. The next day Tim Curry. You better take Trump next, or I agree with her!!
If we get visited by aliens and they say, "Take me to your leader". I will demand you take ALL of our Republican Leaders as long as you promise NOT to bring them back. Ever!
I had a 3 way call for 20 minutes with Mitch McConnell and Betty White.
These surveys do not make sense. Half of these places I have never heard of.
Donald Trump claims he is in perfect health, because if he announces he has cancer the whole world will cheer!!!
And if you belive this, I have some Lincoln commemorative coins for $20. Venmo or cash app accepted
This is not a joke. It should be, but its not. If you renew your passport around the Washington area, Trumps face will be on your passport. He is banned from over 35 countries because he us a 34x convicted felon, and now SO ARE YOU.
I understand the seriousness of the situation, but COME ON!!!! 255 pound woman is....Missing? Have you checked the local buffet?
Never, have I ever, voted for this 34x convicted felon child rapist. I read one of his books in 2004 and have been against him ever since.
I went to the UPS store and to my surprise, somebody drove over a mouse.
In my defense, I pray for Donald Trump. Pray for him to go to prison. Pray for his plane to crash. Pray the next attempt actually succeeds. Pray he has a heart attack that ends his life. Pray for Iran to take him out like a thief in the night.
New poll numbers. 98% of real Americans want this guy locked up in prison for the crimes he has committed. Mr Law & Order President wants to keep raping children.
Its not teleporting when you are drunk and your friends drive you home, or drop you off 50 miles away from everyone you know
Went to Daq Shack in Tuscaloosa. Its TTown version of Tropical Isle in New Orleans. Electric Lemonade is my favorite