....Oh. Oh. I can have so much fun with this...

@mothballmilkshake.bsky.social and @phoenixarising.bsky.social want Alastor to fuck a candle

Wiki doesn't say he dies. And his last alt was him as a ninja.

I LEGIT FORGOT THAT WE WERE A CHARACTER NGL LMFAO WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SHIPPED WITH THIS LADY AND NOT THE NEW GIANT WOMAN WHO SLAPS MY ASS AROUND-

Do uh... do any of y'all play Fire Emblem: Heroes? I don't pay attention to the story mode but today for no reason I decided to- WHAT IS HAPPENING

White peach ice cream

Y’all so desperate to preserve your magnum dong Alastor that you resort to logical explanations like “sheath penis” and “pocket dimension” smh I’ll have you all know that Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd’s size is so canon that this is an official AO3 tag:

Tangentially related to Hazbin, but I just want everyone to know that when Good Smile made that figure of Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd, they gave him a very lore-accurate-sized dong. Thus, I can only conclude that Alastor has a micropeen. I don’t make the rules.

@pointlesslypoetic.bsky.social is the reason why Ditto needs to be nerfed

MURDER CHEESE

Since joining this fandom, I’ve had the privilege of meeting people from all over the world and all walks of life. I’ve never felt more supported than by the amazing people here! I can’t thank you all enough. You are the reason why I talk to strangers… for the chance to meet people like you!!!

HELLO HANDSOME

@acwhos.bsky.social Has inconsistent parameters as to what is a twink vs a twunk ://///

I have an extremely important announcement!!! Miso turned 3 today!! PAY TRIBUTE!!!!!

Started a lil oneshot cuz I had an idea and now it won't let go

Alright! Stopped crying long enough to post something emotional about... well, everything. Sorry y'all, but I suffer from Wordy Bitch Disease and I've got so many feelings rn. I can't believe DB is over-over. Like, the team has created something beautiful, manufactured it, boxed it up, and+

I don't know what to say. I'm sure I will have words later. But for now... @acwhos.bsky.social look at baby us!!!

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Thesaur...

Made a Hazbin song grid because I turn to music when I’m sad and scared. And boy am I scared. Hope y’all have fun with it!! Please feel free to share with me! (Also, yes, RA fandom. I went there. 😘) grids.fun/t/hazbin-hot...

So. To compound upon my earlier post, this is now happening. I NEVER comment as a guest. If you receive a comment from a guest with my username attached, that is someone impersonating me and for whatever reason trying to… idk. Run me out of the demon yaoi fandom I guess? I’m tired y’all.

It’s tiiiiime! Welcome to Emergency Contact, a #RadioApple / #AppleRadio AU inspired by The Pitt! This one is basically me fully unleashing a huge part of me into fanfic for the first time. I’m super proud of it! Please mind the tags! archiveofourown.org/works/86704416

Happy #WipWednesday! I am editing the Pitt AU with everything I have!!

WHY IS THERE WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE AT THE RAMEN STATION WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY WHO ARE YOU I JUST WANT TO TALK—

I'm I'm freeeeeeeeeeeee IT'S A ONESHOT, GUYS. PITT AU IS A ONESHOT-

CH CHIITAN LIKES DEMON YAOI CONFIRMED????

Writing the gay on my cabin’s balcony hammock.

Time for high tea at sea!

Stopped in beautiful Bodrum yesterday! A few less cats this time around, but I got to enjoy Turkish tea, coffee, and ice cream!!!