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🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· 19d

Heat, bugs, and peeling skin... it must be summer! Feet, eggs, Guatemala… must be Pitney and Amelia! Peeves: Misuse of words like "genre" and "aesthetic" and phrases like "real food." Promos: @3spookedgirls.bsky.social 2 Skeptical Chaps traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/259... #podguild

Lovely curvaceous legs and bare feet and a voice balloon saying Hubba Hubba! The new episode of Pitney and Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique!

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· 27d

Thank you for sharing that sweet baby. Two years ago today I lost my lil man, Spike. He wasn’t perfect but he was perfect for me… everyone loved him cuz he was so tiny and adorable but his job was to viciously and hilariously protect me from them all. 😉 He made me a mommy and can never be replaced.

A floofy white Chihuahua with a perfect snoot and big brown eyes being held and gazed upon by his adoring human.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· Jul 10

Take a trip through our ADHD brains! How it feels to be on constant "side quests," and how to make life work for the brain you have. Peeves: That big romance trope & those nonsensical suffixes. Promo: @MorbidForest #podguild traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/258...

A D H Whee, the new episode of Pitney and Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique. Image of an antique diagram of a human head with colorful sections of brain. Most are labeled “whee!” One says “censored.” Another has a cartoon of a dog.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· Jun 26

Tangents: Secretariat, the SF Giants Pride fiasco, Aunt Sis's ring, giant zucchinis & roadside artichokes. Peeves: Rage bait and jumping to the recipe. Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps & Pop Culture Diary traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/257... #podguild

Outrage us. New episode of Pitney and Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique. Image of a smartphone being dangled like bait from a string while hands reach for it. The phone screen shows a rage bait type video where pantiliners are being wrapped around a large kitchen knife.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· Jun 24

Stop Trump before it’s too late. It can only get worse from here. #RemoveTrumpNow @democrats.org @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov @thedemcoalition.bsky.social

The reflecting pool is a perfect way for the democrats to push the idea that
EVERYTHING Tarrumph does is unserious, egocentric, haphazard, without legal steps taken, without consulting experts or considering REALITY, ultimately a failure and will cost ten times more to "fix" it (which usually means putting it back the way it was, but still destroyed)
I mean, my god, he's talking about going after North Korea now???! STOP HIM BEFORE HE GETS US ALL KILLED!!

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· Jun 12

Pride, political, and petty designs, all on sale through July 5th! bitchenboutique.dashery.com

Check us out at Bitchen boutique dot Dashery dot com. 25% off all merchandise through July 5th.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· Jun 12

Happy Pride! Grab a brick! 🧱 A queer drag aerialist and vaudevillian form a century ago, a song that ruined a gay wedding, and drinking cosplayer “foot juice!” Peeves: Heterosexuals and "healthy" sodas. Promo: @brewcrime.bsky.social #podguild traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/256...

Disgusted & Thrilled.
Celebrating Pride 2026.
The new episode of Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· Jun 5

At what point does wheeling Trump out into the Oval Office, displaying him for the public to attempt an image of normalcy, when the man is CLEARLY NOT WELL, become elder abuse? What about fraud?

The president slumped and asleep during a gathering in the Oval Office on June 4, 2026, while a man to his right looks shocked.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· Jun 4

#RidglanBeagles #DogRescue bsky.app/profile/chan...

RIDGLAN BEAGLES —- On a good day, dog rescue organizations struggle to keep up with demand for fosters, supplies, medical care, etc. Now imagine how overloaded all the rescues in that area are right now. Don’t volunteer to foster unless you can devote 24/7 attention and care and have knowledge of how to care for traumatized dogs. BUT… you could offer to take on one of the other dogs to open space for a beagle in need. And DONATE MONEY. Whatever you can.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· Jun 1

The birthday boy realizing that none of the cool kids want to come to his birthday party so he’s like FINE I DIDN’T WANT YOUR STUPID FACE TO COME ANYWAY

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· May 31

They love to defend the $250 bill by saying that President Coolidge was on a coin during his presidency. But what they don’t say is it was a 50 cent piece (which weren’t uncommon) and that President Coolidge was depicted BEHIND George Washington… who wasn’t president in 1776. Basically a dumb coin.

1926 commemorative US coin for the nation’s sesquicentennial. It has the profiles of George Washington and Calvin Coolidge, who was the current president in that year. First U.S. currency to depict a living person.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· May 30

Someday folks will gather in fabulous flowy fabrics and shimmery knits à la Deborah Vance the way they do Mrs Roper.

The stunning Jean Smart as Deborah Vance, in a shimmery gold pantsuit to die for.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· May 29

Hey, Republicans… what would you have said if Jimmy Carter celebrated the bicentennial by releasing a $200 bill with his face on it? I’ll wait.

Treasury Troll Scott Bessent shows us his O face while holding up an image of a 250 dollar bill with Herr Trumpet’s scowly face on it.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· May 29

A Ross Dress for Less snob. The Lying Returner of Purple Pumps. Miss Wine. The Happy Family. Peeves: Screaming toddlers, lingering Goodwill stink, and the people ruining thrifting. Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps & @familyplotpodcast.bsky.social #podguild traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/255...

An extreme close up of teeth being flossed, tinted red with bright green accents and text. Text reads “No flossing in public!” which is the title of the new episode of Pitney and Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· May 23

Such a sweet baby! It’s a wonder what safety and food and love can do. Here’s a before and after our my foster boi Loki! He found his way into our backyard through a broken fence picket after who knows how long on the street and our lives haven’t been the same since! (He’s available for adoption!)

Loki, a 2.5 year old German Shepherd who was scarred, starving, and sick when we took him in.

Loki now. Once a starving street dog and now a pampered pooch with TWO jumbo dog beds of his very own!

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· May 20

John Cornyn looking like a pathetic loser and Amelia lookin like a SNACK.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· May 19

Can we arrest him now?

The White House wrapped in yellow crime scene tape.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· May 15

The phenomenon of music acts being hugely successful around the world, yet unknown in the U.S. How TV peeps talk poll results. An AITA for listeners to decide. Promo: @chatsunami.bsky.social #podguild #eurovision traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/254...

“They can’t all be ABBA,” the new episode of Pitney and Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· May 8

Some perspective for folks in #Tennessee. #TN #FightThePower #JimCrow #MAGA

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· Apr 17

Hi Lucky! This is Loki! He’s had a rough life as a thrice-dumped street dog but he’s still the sweetest, friendliest boy. I’ve been fostering him for about two years and am trying to find him a perfect fit and the life he deserves!

Loki, a very handsome German shepherd dog, resting in the grass in the shade of a yellow house with a ball between his front paws.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· Apr 17

An apology to those who googled "butter" and saw stuff. Pickles. Memories of Geocities. Catch phrases. Encores. 💚🥒 Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com Doom Generation www.doomgenerationpod.com traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/253...

Pickle Slut. The latest episode of Pitney and Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique. Image shows a cartoonish pickle wearing cool sunglasses.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· Apr 3

The correct way to pronounce "Reese's Pieces." Alternative news media production tips. Then... BUTTER. Personal, private butter. You'll end up as fascinated and confused as we are, I promise. Promo: True Crime South Africa truecrimesouthafrica.com #podguild traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/252...

Personal Private Butter, the new episode of Pitney and Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· Mar 30

Any guesses as to what we’re gonna talk about on Friday? Like sure it’s BUTTER but what about it?

A clue to this Friday’s episode. Image is a wrapped stick of salted butter.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· Mar 20

We learn the worlds of incels and camels are remarkably similar. And this week’s peeves are clown-level false eyelashes and inappropriate clapping. Promos: Morbid Forest linktr.ee/themorbidfor... 2 Skeptical Chaps www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com #podguild traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/251...

Humps maxing your camel, the new episode of Pitney and Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· Mar 18

Never forget. 🤣

Washington (CNN) - A former investment banker who challenged Rep. Jerrold Nadler for his U.S.
House seat and lost in the Tuesday primary confused a quote from the popular Broadway musical
"Hamilton" and attributed it to the real founding father.
"As Alexander Hamilton says, 'This is not a moment, this is the movement,'" Oliver Rosenberg said during a debate on WYNC's The Brian Lehrer Show between the two Democratic candidates on Monday. "'Foes
oppose us. We take an honest stand. We roll like Moses claiming our promised land!' Rise up, rise up and vote.'

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· Mar 13

The happiest of birthdays to my first obsession, Dame Julie Andrews, who turned 90 today!

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· Mar 9

Don't assume that because your society “values mothers" that it actually gives a shit about women.

At the social level, matriarchal societies are founded on motherhood and are based on the clan. Motherhood is the most important function in each society, for mothering creates the new generations that are the future of society. But it is necessary to clarify two points here:
1. In matriarchies, it is not necessary to be a biological mother in order to be acknowledged as a mother, because matriarchies practice the common motherhood of a group of sisters. Each individual sister does not necessarily have children, but together they are all "mothers" of any children that any of them have. This motherhood is founded on the freedom of women to decide on their own about whether or not to have biological children.
2. In matriarchies, mothering, which originates as a biological fact, is accorded such great importance that it is transformed into a cultural model. This model is much more appropriate to the human condition than the way patriarchies conceptualize and use motherhood. Of course, patriarchies depend on motherhood just as much as any culture does, but they contrive to make the importance of motherhood invisible. This ends up making women, and especially mothers, into slaves.

Don't assume that because your society “values mothers" that it actually gives a shit about women.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· Mar 6

Looking for the kind of movie that reminds you that politics can be something other than a total shitshow? Sure you could go with American President. AGAIN. But I bet you haven’t seen Long Shot. You’ve got my word… it’ll make you smile and give you a bit of hope.

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· Mar 6

#TextsFromPitney #KKKristiNoem #resistance

Text screen showing an exchange between Pitney and Amelia. Pitney says “Wooooo!! The whore cunt bitch Noem got fired!!” Amelia says “OMG FOR REAL???” Pitney says “Yeah it just broke like 15 minutes ago.” Amelia says “I’m so happy FUCK THAT BITCH.”

🏳️‍🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️@pitneyandamelia· Mar 6

Unfair and creepy beauty standards for women. Making FaceTime calls in public. Vets who really love doggies. Befriending a local legend. Promos: Truly Twisted www.instagram.com/itstrulytwis... 2 Skeptical Chaps www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com #podguild traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/250...