I think you’re supposed to build a monument to warn future generations against digging where you disposed of it.

I hate when video games are too wise.

Congratulations Earth! Your profits are going through the roof!

Talked to Mitch McConnell this morning. And this photo just happens to be here

The Mac Rooms

Just saw Death, he asked me “which way to Mitch?”

Duuuude…

Bad guy: so we are stealing her dog? Big bad guy: yes Bad guy: why, it’s just a super dog Big bad guy: one word, intergalactic cosmetics Bad guy:

At 7:42 am police got a report of missing fruit in the 7200 block. These are the suspects, this is that story.

If this butterfly is your logo, why aren’t you called “Flitter?”

Doin better

Yeah, classy…

So uh…

Traveling pizza is the best

We will never agree which one

We did

“Remember when you could just have a coke and a smile? All it took was looking down at a helpful child…”

I know exactly who should interview her.

Nine out of ten raccoons agree

Looking for a chill, cute, timing game? Dungeon Clawler by Stray Fawn studio is very fun. Totally worth the money. Just imagine the game is very well represented by the box art.

The dialogue is so tight! If you’re looking for more tight dialogue, look up the old television series Kings. 2009

This is the can that hit Cassius Green in Sorry to Bother You. The last time I heard “Fuck you, pay me” was in that movie last night.