Paul Moehringer
@pmoehringer
Baseball person.
I haven’t opened my Facebook app in a week, and I have 158 notifications from it. No other App I have on my phone even comes close to the amount of times I’m reminded to open it.
Korean Jesus would be too busy making gains at the gym to care about political parties.
You act like you could identify what these animals are, or name 10 words that begin with the letter L.
When they said baseball was a young man’s game, I didn’t know they meant literally.
Hands down who I see myself as being most similar to in both positive and negative lights.
Spotted today outside a liquor store. First time I’ve seen one in over a year.
Here’s Mr. Energy himself acting like every other ~80-year-old who’s been up since 4AM at lunch time.
What Alex Cora saw after opening the door that said “Press Room” after beating the Orioles 17-1 today.
The NJ transit board, pictured here below, could not be reached for comment.