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evil again

@pocketknives

ur pocket knife. late 30s transfag pervert. very stupid. any ship can be incestuous if you try hard & believe in yourself (*^-^)／＼(*^-^*)／＼(^-^*) perpetual genshin & trigun brainworms, but i follow multiple fandoms. i like illumi zoldyck a normal amount

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evil again@pocketknives· Jun 12

bingmei

post of a guy saying "what are some weird things you guys have done to impress women in the gym? today i brought fake halloween blood in a small pwo shaker bottle then took a sip before doing a heavy tbar row, and pretended to cough up blood onto the floor in front of this hot yoga pants girl who's been coming in around the same time

evil again@pocketknives· Jun 2

WEEKEND BOY is also what i call myself when i'm about to suck dick and cock in a hotel at gay pride for 3 days

jinki from shinee standing in a hallway wearing an all pink uniform and a hat that says "weekend boy". he is making a slutty little pose where he's standing with his legs apart and bending forward and slightly to the side to put both hands on one thigh. more on the outfit: the trousers and jacket are dice themed. jacket has giant dice on the front and pants have dice numbers on the side. the hat is a tiny pillbox (? i think?) style.

evil again@pocketknives· May 20

hmm. yea nulienna.tumblr.com/sorter

top four of my fic trope list , all tied for first: corruption arc, incestuous relationships, homoerotic cannibalism, malevolent and unsettling children

evil again@pocketknives· Feb 7

me talking to my sleeping garlic bulbs in february

legato bluesummers nuzzling knives' tank n saying "the time to awaken draws near"

evil again@pocketknives· Feb 3

like . yall. this is my id speaking but idc. diluc in this idc idccccc do u see the vision

first pic in the set abovr

evil again@pocketknives· Feb 3

i just think diluc should be offered to barbatos in this idk

the last photo in the post above this one

evil again@pocketknives· Feb 3

im sure a million ppl are saying this but. diluc in this

chapel roan in a burgundy (?) dress that matches the color of her hair. the dress is constructed in such a way that it looks as though the top of it is attached via nipple rings

a further away shot showing how sheer the dress is.

a shot of roan from the back, featuring her lower back princess tattoo just above the very low dip of her dress

a 3/4 angle shot of roan from the front, showing a matching cape? cloak? that drapes over the front of the dress

evil again@pocketknives· Jan 8

also just. Shut The Fuck ,

ishmael going on about the dignity of whalers, i think. idk i lost the thread of what hes talking abt. hes somehow brought god into it.

evil again@pocketknives· Dec 5

someone tell this beleaguered lesbian that her gf should be drinking more water... its supposed to come out a light straw color

taemin in a brown corduroy jacket with a glass of clear golden brown liquid which is almost certainly beer and not piss. he looks tipsy and a little out of it.

evil again@pocketknives· Nov 4

mister murphy u are looking very babygirl today

wikipedia article on the smooth newt, with a little peach colored newt with black flecks on it

evil again@pocketknives· Oct 1

look at her, my god

wumuti in leopard print overalls over a black and white longsleeved tee. she has colorfully striped socks and green shoes with flower charms on the laces. she has a cute little braid in her hair and she is looking up and to the side with a little puppy expression

wumuti looking positively saintly with a gold tiara over his head like a halo. he has a black lace glove w fingers framing his chin. he is looking up and to the side. he looks like a madonna portrait fr

wumuti serving cunt in a crop top and long sharp black nails. she has red hair pulled back in an updo and is holding one hand w fingers spread near her face

wumuti serving cunt again in a shaggy red bob and suit jacket with barbed wire hoops and glossy red lips. its giving power lesbian

evil again@pocketknives· Sep 29

this is the little pig of good luck! he cancels out all bad luck memes! he loves you and wants you to have a good day!

blue and white porcelain pig on a green counter with charms spread out before him. one ear has been broken off but he's still living his baby boy life

evil again@pocketknives· Aug 28

post a random picture if you want! just seeing this post is good luck 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

john waters sitting in a chair with one knee up and his hands clasped around a kneecap. the subtitles read "Get more out of life. See a fucked up movie."

evil again@pocketknives· Aug 18

WHERES MY MEDS

lil mariko holding a gun up in the air in her m/v for where's my juul

evil again@pocketknives· Aug 2

post a random picture for good luck in August and everything going right, canceling out any bad forecasts in the chain below!

picture of two plastic transparent "bug buckets," science equipment for kids that allows them to put bugs in the bucket to examine them. the equipment also includes a tiny pair of plastic pinchie tweezery things to pick up bugs, and a net

evil again@pocketknives· Jul 13

butt trumpet

butt trumpet

butt trumpet

butt trumpet

evil again@pocketknives· Jul 6

this is what the call of duty fujoshis are putting their little yaoi sluts in

jockstrap with a frilly useless skirt made with camo print lol

same jockstrap seen from the back

evil again@pocketknives· Jul 1

can a robot hit it raw from the back? stay tuned

fat sexy robot man in a vest looks over his shoulder at two robot figures silhouetted in a circle of warm yellow light

evil again@pocketknives· Jun 30

graffiti at a tattoo shop bathroom that says things like "say yes to ibs!!! (or else...)" and "another day... another diarrhea :c" and "flush early flush often"

evil again@pocketknives· Jun 28

reading thru HoL theories like [nods sagely]

reddit user thetodoaoi says "lude is trans"

evil again@pocketknives· Jun 28

i finish

meme posted on r/house of leaves that shows a zoomed in face of a cat below text that says
> house of leaves
> go inside
> cant leaves

evil again@pocketknives· Jun 25

raw, next question

a picture of gabriel byrne in a denim shirt over a floral button up holding a mic. he is old and craggy looking and boy has he still got it. looks like a fucking lesbian poet from maine. girl call me

evil again@pocketknives· May 21

i will not say what i am thinking bc i am no longer doing a ****** acct but just know i am thinking it very loudly

key standing at the head of a line of female dancers in a navy jumpsuit with his hand on his chin

evil again@pocketknives· May 10

STOP PUTTING ME IN SITUATIONS!!! IM TIRED!!!!!!!

eagle being swaddled tightly to be weighed on its back on a scale. it looks pissed lmao

evil again@pocketknives· Apr 28

and he did it at my birthday dinner

prince humperdinck from princess bride, looking angry and stressed out

evil again@pocketknives· Apr 28

he is sucking dick and cock btw

westley from the princess bride lol. he's wearing his little dread pirate roberts getup with the mask

evil again@pocketknives· Apr 25

raw, next question

a photo of young john waters lying down on a bed with one hand tucked behind his head and the other hand closer to the camera holding a partially smoked cigarette. he is looking at the camera with a small smile. his signature thin mustache is looking good.

evil again@pocketknives· Apr 15

the last option is just liu qingge to a grieving shen qingqiu when binghe is in the abyss

multiple choice question from a nursing exam that reads: the father of a newborn tells the nurse "my son just died." how should the nurse respond? "I am sorry for your loss," "There is an angel in heaven," "i understand how you feel," or "you can have other children"

evil again@pocketknives· Apr 9

bingley should top him

Between him and Darcy there was a very steady friendship, in spite of a great opposition of character. Bingley was endeared to Darcy by the easiness, openness, and ductility of his temper, though no disposition could offer a greater contrast to his own, and though with his own he never appeared dissatisfied. On the strength of Darcy's regard, Bingley had the firmest reliance, and of his judgement the highest opinion. In understanding, Darcy was the superior. Bingley was by no means deficient, but Darcy was clever. He was at the same time haughty, reserved, and fastidious, and his manners, though well-bred, were not inviting. In that respect, his friend had greatly the advantage. Bingley was sure of being liked wherever he appeared, Darcy was continually giving offense.