Happy hump day from my hotel room!

Happy birthday!

Happy FCF

The ceremonial passing of the torch from an empty @batorbalm.bsky.social jar to a fresh one. Thank you for your service 🫡

Any bloomfies in Melbourne/Orlando? Gonna be there next week

Penis did you say?

A good boy gave dad his load. Who’s next?

Impossible to stay soft on here on Saturdays 🥵

POV your gooner neighbor is exposing his penis in the backyard again

Happy birthday, dude!

First bate in over a week after family vacation

Was feeling kinda snatched after a particularly grueling power yoga class today

Wishing you a Fappy Fat Cock Friday

POV your gooner neighbor caught you spying on him and so he pulls down his shorts

POV you’re spying on your gooner neighbor from the bushes

Practicing tree pose while I make lunch like you do

FCF: hard and soft edition

Does my ringed up erection trigger your penis, bro?

All these #FCF posts got me like

The Penis Paradox™️ The penis wants to both ejaculate and be pleasured. By achieving the goal of ejaculation, it often results in the end of pleasure. The solution? The “ruined” orgasm Bring the penis so close to the edge that ejaculation occurs without orgasm, allowing for continuous pleasure

How Dad be drinking his coffee on #humpday. What you doing if you find me like this?

Saturdays are for ruining your orgasm so you can edge all weekend

One side for draining, one side for filling

Here you go, boys

#FCF at last

When the ruin feels so good 😵‍💫 #sundaycumday

Softie Saturdays are too hard for me

We interrupt the usual thirst posts to show off my belated bday present that just arrived! #coach #empirecarryall40