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hals@poetaureate· May 12

NEW STICKERS CAME IN JUST TO CHEER ME UP

bts stickers reading I saw bapsae live, I saw pied piper live, and run jin tour

hals@poetaureate· May 12

Stealing this idea from @ninjaswearsneakers.bsky.social pls send me a number 3-115 and I’ll tell you which song ranks there!

A screenshot of hals’s All-time Top Songs playlist from Spotify: the top two songs are Loyal by ODESZA and Muddy Waters by LP

hals@poetaureate· May 7

wipwednesday (except it’s thursday whoops) more of the extreme silliness that is the rest of the tannies arriving to the namgiseok camping au

Somewhat haphazard introductions were made around the campfire: Jimin learned that the short writer with glass skin ducking Taehyung like he had a weapon was Yoongi, who in turn introduced the utterly silent wide-eyed Jungkook.

"He's kinda shy," said Namjoon in tones of enormous fondness that did nothing to soften Jimin's interest in those dimples and sharp eyes. Taehyung scoffed, which made Yoongi twitch so violently his s'mores stick rose like a protective sword.

"Jungkook's not shy! He's a bird-of-paradise. He's literally a magnificent riflebird," said Taehyung.

"Okaaay! National Geographic, stop harassing our guests and help me set up s'mores," Seokjin said, face glowing in the firelight. Taehyung laughed and went. Jungkook, who had yet to do anything magnificent or bird-of-paradiselike in his all-black shirt and shorts, sank down a little on his log.

hals@poetaureate· Apr 29

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ (headphone users PLS turn the volume down)

hals@poetaureate· Apr 27

I simply cannot include audio because I was caterwauling like a stuck cat but pls enjoy Jin and Jimin’s reactions!!

hals@poetaureate· Apr 26

the mutual eyes closing and leaning back at the crest of Jin’s note and Tae’s emphatic lil cry… I’m sorry… 😵‍💫

hals@poetaureate· Apr 25

so uhhhh my seats are incredible??

hals@poetaureate· Apr 22

I would be super interested in what my friends and moots might say here 👀

Reply with a fic premise that 100% sounds like the kind of thing I would write, and I'll tell you how embarrassingly accurate it is.

hals@poetaureate· Apr 22

posting a wipwednesday for the first time in FOREVER… because I’m finishing up rowing to eden 👀 aka horny camping trip namgiseok

Hoseok felt more strongly about determining a game plan. “How do you feel about dick-sucking?” He asked. Jimin buried his laughter in the strip of tan navel he’d unearthed, smoothing his smiling lips until he found the hint of a vein and following it down until he hit fabric again.

Namjoon’s voice was that much unsteadier when he replied, “I’m a fan.”

“Great,” said Hoseok and he swung his leg over Namjoon to straddle his chest.

“Oh, fuck,” Namjoon said.

hals@poetaureate· Mar 11

Thinking about this specific Jimin topping blonde buzzcut era Namjoon… or maybe long dark-haired White House speech Namjoon… 🤔

Jimin sitting on the floor in black pants and a grey hoodie with long cute bunny ears attached to the hood. He's holding the bunny ears up and smiling cutely

hals@poetaureate· Feb 24

idk if I give Tae energy but I would love it to be true 🥹 I do love a good aimless wander! bts-quiz.figma.site

quiz result telling me I’m similar to BTS’s Taehyung in how he experiences the world intuitively and creatively

hals@poetaureate· Feb 23

I’ve reached a rarer height now 🫦 vmin 🫦 1.6 words, rated E, complete 🫦 pwp 🫦 d/s, power dynamics, possessive jimin my beloved

It’s the way Taehyung gives when Jimin pushes in, bullying, chin bumping at Taehyung’s when Jimin lifts his to hold eye contact. Jimin isn’t smiling as he closes with him, driving Taehyung back across their bedroom, but Taehyung’s got a shy grin that shows off teeth. Jimin wants on top of him. He wants those teeth buried in the round of his shoulder, the heel of his palm. Taehyung’s gleaming teeth marks forever.

hals@poetaureate· Feb 23

📌 pinned thread for my writing, etc etc

hals@poetaureate· Feb 23

violently in the night sky 🪐 jikook 🪐 1.7 words, rated E, ongoing 🪐 space pirates AU 🪐 written for the Intergalactic Fest 🪐 enemies to friends to lovers, space pirate Jimin, bounty hunter Jungkook

Fic Summary:

The pod’s interface fritzed to show a familiar face on the projected 3D screen. Short-cut bangs, a shallow cheek scar, prominent front teeth.

Over Jimin’s groan, his least favorite bounty hunter said, "Come out, Park. Hands up, no weapons. The bounty says dead or alive."

"You've got to be kidding me," Jimin said.

-OR-

Jimin, notorious space pirate, is pretty good at getting himself out of sticky situations. That is, until his crew betrays him and notorious bounty hunter Jungkook shows up to collect on his bounty. Now Jimin has to find his way out of arrest and avoid falling for his former one-night-stand turned enemy in the process.

hals@poetaureate· Feb 14

this is the fic’s vibe and I’m obsessed with it. obsessed with my own idea that I simply will not finish 😭

“Mhm.” Her lips shine from the eggs and butter. She rubs one eye with the heel of her palm, barely steadying the tray with her other hand. Seokjin leans over to plant a kiss on the lift of her cheek, then the lines that appear, and then her mouth, already pursing in welcome.

“This’s my Valentine’s Day gift?” She checks when they part.

“Sure,” Seokjin says, watching her smirk.

“Then I have demands,” she says, picking up Seokjin’s hand and sliding it under the tray to press his palm over her crotch. Seokjin squawks and doesn’t resist.

“Jungsoon-ah! Where is the romance?”

She moves the tray aside, situating it on the bedside table, and then slouches hard against the headboard, shoulders rising to her ears as she wiggles down and spreads her bent legs. “Romantically finger me, oppa."

hals@poetaureate· Jan 25

These questions sound fun (and I need a distraction from thinking about work stress this week)! I'll answer as many questions as I get likes 💜

Get to Know Me 1 Like = 1 Answer 1. Do you have any nicknames? 2. What is a compliment you've never forgotten? 3. Is there something you want to tell someone, but won't? 4. Do you believe in soulmates? Why or why not? 5. Biggest turn on? 6. What was your first job? 7. What was the last song you sang? 8. What is one of your most treasured memories? 9. What has overwhelmed you recently? 10. Someone gave you $100, what are you spending it on? 11. What makes you feel appreciated? 12. Do you have trust issues? 13. Best concert you've ever been to? 14. Do you care what other people think of you? 15. What are your main hobbies? 16. Describe your dream home. 17. What is your strongest held belief(s)? 18. If you could get on a plane tomorrow, where would you go? 19. What is your most attractive feature? 20. Do you believe in aliens? 21. Biggest turn off? 22. What has made you laugh the most lately? 23. Favorite animal? 24. What lyrics are currently stuck in your head? 25. Is there someone you wish you could forgive? 26. Name 3-5 ways to win your heart. 27. Favorite comfort show? 28. Name one thing that always makes you angry. 29. Favorite type of weather? 30. What are you currently looking forward to?

hals@poetaureate· Dec 28

where I create from

a t chart with sprite on positive y axis, the bit on positive x axis, divine inspiration on negative x axis and my dick on negative y axis. Hals is as far spiteful and divinely inspired as possible

hals@poetaureate· Dec 18

I hope this makes other people giggle like it made me giggle when writing it 😁

Namjoon's phone buzzed. And buzzed. Like a horrible little fly had stolen into his room with the mission of slip-and-sliding down Namjoon's poor ear canal right into his aching head. When had his bed gotten so hot?

With a groan Namjoon rolled over and fumbled for his phone. He felt like he'd drunk half the Han River last night. Beneath the alarm he thumbed off was a text from Yoongi, checking in the way he always did. Namjoon blinked, reread the message, and his eyes widened. Text if you want a late lunch. Your husband's invited, but only if he's hungover too.

"Husband?" Namjoon said, blinking hard, sitting up. The bed shifted.

"Hyung?" Jungkook sat up too, scrubbing at his face. Something metallic gleamed on his ring finger. Namjoon yelped, so high-pitched he matched the fly. Jungkook jumped, eyes wide.

"My... my husband?" Namjoon repeated Yoongi's words, baffled.

"No, I'm Jungkook," said Jungkook slowly. And then he looked down. His eyes widened further. Namjoon followed his gaze to see the pale gold ring glittering on his ring finger

hals@poetaureate· Dec 18

heehee thank youuuu for the prompt!!

"I'm thinking of getting a tattoo," said Seokjin, out of nowhere. He slid strands of baby's breath into a vase, his long fingers making quick delicate work.

"Really? With my shop, right?" Jimin asked. He had been playing with a pink chiffon ribbon, watching Seokjin work on his lunch break, but Seokjin's words brought him up short.

Seokjin hummed lightly and didn't look up. Jimin frowned. Seokjin's flower shop and his tattoo parlor were right next door, but there were other tattoo shops downtown. Shops that might rush the job or overcharge. Shops without Jimin.

"From my shop, right?" He asked, a little louder. And then saw Seokjin's little grin as he picked up a white carnation.

hals@poetaureate· Dec 18

I really enjoyed doing these a couple months back so 👀 give me some prompts, please! Any ship!

1. Give me a pairing
2. Give me a kink/AU
3. I’ll write you a three sentence fic

hals@poetaureate· Dec 15

yoinking from the excellent @bangtanagan.bsky.social gimme a number pls!!

year end fic asks

1. what’s your favorite fic you wrote this year?
2. what’s your least favorite fic you wrote this year?
3. what fic surprised you by doing well when you expected it to flop?
4. what fic surprised you by flopping when you expected it to do well?
5. what’s your favorite relationship/dynamic you wrote this year?
6. who is your favorite character you wrote this year?
7. what was your favorite setting you ro this year?
8. what was your favorite trope you wrote this year?
9. what’s the longest completed fic you wrote this year?
10. what’s the shortest completed fic you wrote this year?
11. what your longest wip this year? if it’s unpublished, what’s it about?
12. what’s your shortest wip this year? if it’s unpublished, what’s it about?
13. what’s one thing you learned this year?
14. what’s one story you want to write next year?
15. what’s one trope or setting you want to explore next year?
16. do you have any wip(s) you want to finish next year?
17. what (if any) writing events did you participate in this year? did you have a favorite?
18. what’s one fic you wrote this year you want more people to read?
19. what’s one fic you wrote this year you’d be happy to let fade into obscurity?
20. what’s one fic you read this year that you’d recommend everyone read?

hals@poetaureate· Dec 3

honestly this image is just calling out how much I eat up everything Karyn says 💀 but also love all my moots and friends, pls know I enjoy you and our interactions so much!!

bsky harvest showing which of my mutuals I interact with the most

hals@poetaureate· Dec 3

classic Hals behavior shown below: waxing poetic about a tannie one time, asking my moots and friends overdetailed questions the next

hals@poetaureate· Dec 3

not many surprises here (friends being so big made me laugh) but omegaverse being bigger than namjoon sent me… I really asked a lot of questions about that, huh

bsky harvest image showing my most used words: jimin, yoongi, friends

hals@poetaureate· Nov 30

I only want the moon 🌑 OT7, Jimin POV 🌑 22k, rated E, complete 🌑 omegaverse au 🌑 part 2 of the bangtan pack universe 🌑 pack dynamics, jealousy, possessiveness, polyamory negotations, subgender exploration, nonconventional a/b/o